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Usually Not Funny -Spoiled
I am the very best owner.

by girlthehero

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Egg Wars Chronicles
Zzz...

by miajune

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Sloth and the Salesman
Sloth gets a lesson in dictatorship 101 from a surprisingly ANNOYING source.

by butterflygirl113

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Never Send a Mystery Capsule to Dr. Sloth: Part One
I actually spend very little time in Sloth's presence myself during each day, but yesterday was different.

by fuzzymonkey31

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