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Issue: 838 | 24th day of Hiding, Y20 |
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 HOW TO: Host Your Own Chocolate Party
You’ve spent months anxiously waiting at your mailbox for that gorgeous, 90% cacao invitation with white chocolate rosebud details and milk chocolate lettering. You’ve been rereading “Behind the Frosting: Tale of the Chocolate Xweetok” and “Chocolate Ogrin Cookbook” over and over to ensure that you will be an expert should you be lucky enough to receive an invite to the Event of the Year. You’ve even been saving up in the hopes that you’ll be able to afford the Chocolate Crown of the Faeries, which you know would impress not only your friends, but other Neopians with fine taste.
by hollywoodshowbox |
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 Florg: the Lonely Mutant Chia
Everyone has seen that big and scary mutant chia, known as Florg, at some point. He is famous for his insatiable appetite for delicious petpets, and for occasionally bouncing grundos off the Virtupets space station's walls. But, was he always like this? Was he always as scary and mean as he is today? The answer is no.
by shresthi |
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