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Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 9
by blackaavar
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 Dreaming of Adventure: Part One
“So then, the Snowager roared and shot an icy blast right at me. My foot got caught in a fissure but I was able to wrench free. I narrowly escaped with my life..."
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 Essential Items for Your Perfect Princess
Everyone’s Neopet goes through a Princess stage at some point. It is important that your wannabe-Princess feels like she can achieve her dreams! This guide will take you through some essential items your perfect Princess needs to help her get started in the world of Neopian royalty.
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 Money, Money, Money!
So I was walking by the Money Tree one day and – What? Hold on. *shoves narrative aside*
Director comes forward.
I quizzically flex my eyebrows in response.
Director: “You’re supposed to give them a little background before you begin the story, you know, tell them a little about yourself so they get hooked.”
Me: “But they’re already hooked? I mean, they’re absolutely flabbergasted by the weirdness already taking place here. Just look.”
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