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(Un)common Sense - Valentine Edition


by kuroge

 
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Great stories!


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Land Out of Reach
Penepiko didn't like going on shore. There was something about having to drag oneself across the ground like a crippled Slorg that was demeaning and embarrassing.

by judithtov

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How Not To Impress Your Valentine
If you want to make it out of the day alive, read the following tips. Follow them to the letter. If successful, you'll be kissing that valentine goodbye! No pun intended.

by kateee366

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A Very Special Friendship
"I was playing guard," I replied. "I want to be a guard when I grow up."

"Cool," he said honestly. "Can I be a thief?"

by acorna12


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Just... No.
As a side note, MAGAX and Nox were such bros outside of the game and don't you even deny it.

by treacherousfriends



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