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by lighters_

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Daily Confusion
Garoodas cant move very fast but they hate it when you pick them up and start screaming at the top of their lungs.

by havocandchaos

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Happy Valley and the Winter Starlight Celebration
It is that wonderful time of the Neopian year, the month of Celebrating. The time where you can revel in all things festive and be involved in the Winter Starlight Celebration.

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On the First Day of Christmas
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Worked with astrobella & latrelstephen

by depraving

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The Editor
Comedy is at an all-time low.

by trishabeakens

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