| Voice of the Neopian Pound |
Circulation: 194,573,185 |
Issue: 776 | 7th day of Eating, Y19 |
|
| |
Adopt-A-Pteri Today
by shadowlugia_92
| |
|
Search the Neopian Times
Great stories!
---------
 Dear Fippinator: Daily Dare Edition!
These questions were all gathered anonymously, Neopians far and wide shouting at me on the street hoping to get some advice on their most pressing issues. I'm not an expert by any means but I do what I can!
by fippinator |
---------
 Letter to Neopia
In this week leading up to the annual and vastly overrated Grey Day, I feel that it is my obligation to inform you positively primeval peasants that you’ve been duped.
by hollywoodshowbox |
---------
 A Color to Match
A day didn’t go by that I wasn’t grateful and overjoyed that I was not only brought into the world but that I was lucky to get an owner such as Rellexia, who gave everything she had to her family which motivated me to do the same.
Yet still every morning I woke up, and every morning I stared at the mirror before going downstairs with the same feeling ached in my heart, the same thought popping into my head.
I hate being a mutant!
by warriorcats |
---------
|
|
|
