 The Devious Babaas of Your Maths Homework by alltimehissing
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Imagine that you are in a pleasant dream full of buttercups and daisies on a beautiful 
spring day. You are enjoying delicious homemade crisps and a delightful little 
butty, when all of a sudden, an army of Babaas trample over your neogarden and 
start devouring your food. How terrifying! You, as an unconscious Aisha, have 
a limited amount of time to make them *asplode* before they ruin your dream and 
wake you up. How on earth would you manage that? By answering the simple maths 
problems that are blocking the little creatures from their fence, of course! Sounds 
pretty easy, right? Unfortunately, it’s NOT easy for the average neogamer. Hopefully 
this guide will make you better than the average neogamer at Maths Nightmare. 
 In this fast and number-filled game, you be the little white Aisha, Imiya, 
  trying to protect your dream from the advancing Babaas by answering maths problems. 
  To get a trophy for this game, you will need to score at least 2000 points. 
  Let us aim for that High Score Table first. The game is broken down into several 
  difficulties, Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, Division, and Mixed. You 
  can think of Addition as the cute little prancing Babaa, Subtraction as the 
  cute little frolicking Babaa, Multiplication as the evil Babaa plotting to conquer 
  the world *muhaha*… Divisions as the nice neat little Babaa, and Mixed as the 
  horrible evil mutant Babaa who reeks of Adam’s asparagus and Snowflake’s socks 
  and Donna’s… well, you get the point.
  The Levels:
 There are some pros and cons with each difficulty:
 -Addition and Subtraction are not very good point makers. So, unless you are 
  unwilling to use Mr. Calculator (your one life line) and you are not good with 
  numbers, do not ever play on these two difficulties. But if you are one of those 
  people, I would suggest playing on Subtraction, since your score gets doubled, 
  AND (dun dun dun), subtracting means smaller numbers, which are faster to type. 
  *ooh aah* 
  -Multiplication and Division are fairly good, but I do not particularly like 
  Multiplication, since you get large numbers, and the bonus is not nearly as 
  high. 
  -The Mixed level is a very confusing level. If you play here, make sure you 
  read your signs right, or it could cost valuable time. All the signs are used 
  here, which is why your end score is quintupled (x5, for all you not-English-savvy 
  people).
 My personal favourite difficulty is Division. There are only two answers in 
  each round (except for the mutant Babaas, which we will get to later on), which 
  makes it pretty easy to complete. Plus, the numbers are shorter, so they will 
  take less time to type. *w00t*
  The Basics:
  To make a Babaa jump over the fence and disappear, click on one of the advancing 
  Babaas. I suggest asploding the mutant Babaas first, unless there is one in 
  front of it. Sometimes, after you click, the spotlight (fence) changes to another 
  Babaa. Do not panic. This is because the game automatically switches the fence 
  about three seconds after you answer correctly. Do not get nervous because of 
  that. A very important part of this game is SPEED. Type as fast as your little 
  fingers can go. The whole “solve the easy problems first” like your maths teacher 
  always told you DOES NOT apply to Maths Nightmare. The only thing you need to 
  worry about is speed, and Mr. Calculator, for the Mutant Babaas.
  How many chances are there to answer correctly? Well, you have three lives, 
  three chances before Imiya awakens. A life is lost if a Babaa hits Imiya’s cloud. 
  However… 
  If you mistype an answer, the answer box will clear, and you have until the 
  Babaa hits Imiya to reanswer. If you are receiving help from Mr. Calculator 
  and the magical Division Babaas, this should not be a problem. 
  Throughout the game, you might notice some Neopets popping up once in a spell. 
  They are not magical, like your own Mr. Calculator or the Division Babaas, but 
  they do give you courage. They compliment you and urge you to keep going. I 
  suggest ignoring their good intentions though, as they will get you distracted 
  from the game.
 Scoring:
  To get onto the High Score Tables, you will need a score of 1000 or above, 
  depending on the day of the month. If you are playing…
 -In the Addition level, you will need to score around 1000 points. (1000/1 
  is 1000, right? *cackle*)
 -In the Subtraction level, you will need to score around 500 points. (1000/2 
  = 500)
 -In the Multiplication level, you will need to score around 334 points. (1000/3 
  = 333.333…)
 -In the Division level, you will need to score around 250 points. (1000/4 = 
  250)
 -In the Mixed level, you will need to score around 200 points. (1000/5 = 200)
 Do not be so intent on your score that the game loses its fun. Maths Nightmare 
  is ONLY a game, and games are supposed to be for fun. If you do not get the 
  best score at first, go around for a game of Kacheek Seek, then come back later.
 *adjusts nerdy glasses* Let the maths begin!
  Before the game…
 CALM DOWN. Errors are made when you are nervous. Get rid of your washroom needs 
  before the game, and turn on some soothing music. Make sure nothing slows down 
  the game, though. The last thing you need is your high score game freezing before 
  you can send it! Do some cool thumb twiddling in class! Bother your fellow Neopians 
  with random bursts of fast typing! Maybe even have a go at Typing Terror! You 
  and Mr. Calculator will be invincible!
 Whatever you do, do not let anything distract you. Keep yourself inside Imiya’s 
  head, and maybe turn off those pesky alerts for an hour or two. If you mess 
  up, do not send your score. You have three sends to get that trophy. No one 
  is perfect at maths, and everyone messes up once in a while. Let those good-willed 
  pets bring up your esteem, and remember everything that you have learned about 
  those magical Division Babaas.
 Again, I say, be FAST FAST FAST. Type type type! Type like there’s a Paint 
  Brush on the other side of those clouds!
 Hopefully my guide has helped you improve your bad or average score… at least 
  a little. It is a long, slow, and tedious journey, but eventually your efforts 
  will pay off and you will have a shiny new trophy for your cabinet! There are 
  many strategies for this game, and this is just my own. I hope my article has 
  helped raise your nerdyness level, as well as your maths ;). Have fun playing, 
  and enjoy taunting your friends with your new high score!
 
					 
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