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Issue: 279 | 16th day of Awakening, Y9 |
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 | 10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.
by mo0moo |  | Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday PartiesThrow a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy...
by cyneo_masters2 |  | Putting the Pet Back in Pet's PageNot only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.
by summerlove77 |  | The Anatomy of Random EventsA breakdown of the randomness of random events.
by sweet_star06 |  | Interpreting the Battledome ScreenThe first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics.
by pianoru |  | On the Validity of Zapped PetpetsCalling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!
by carrotopian |  | Where Do Owners Come From?We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from?
by boofy113 |  | Interview With The UppingtonsThat's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?
by jambammer |  | The Cutest and Most Lovable ItemsNeed something to squeal at? Something to love and hug?
by btcomsa12 |  | A Different Kind of Valentines"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.
by _snuppy_ |  | Gee, ThanksValentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.
by jeanlucgertie |  | Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines DayLuckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day.
by theneoowner |
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Headlines "Broken Scarabs" by nut862 He wasn't about to eat the dry cracker, knowing it would only make his throat burn for water. As it was, if the sun got much hotter, the Scarab Cookie would soon be a Burnt Scarab Cookie. Though it was lunchtime, Tomos didn’t feel like moving a muscle to swipe something to eat. Suddenly, a ghost of a refreshing taste came to his mouth, taunting him. Strawberries. Pyramid strawberries...
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Fluff and Ribbons "It's not the message that bothers me," replied Rorey grumpily. "It's the way they go about proclaiming that message! Since when does love and cheer have to be pink?"
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Catching Up: Part Two Lianar and Arielle took their places in the racers. Their teacher showed them how to start the carriages, and how to start the mechanism that laid down a trail of purple smoke behind them, and waved Arielle to the other side of the field...
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