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Home for an Eyrie

She lived alone and in the wild. It was very fun, though; she could fly anywhere she wanted and explore everything...

by rodeopets
Captain Kacheek and the Great Storm

I would love to be a sailor, she thought. Always finding new places. At least I've already taken the courses in Neopia School of Learning...

by chemi2468
Alone No More

Alarmed, Seth stared at her and shook his head innocently. "But I didn't do it!" It was true.

by whiskerun
How the Meerca Lost His Fish Negg

The wind rapped on the window. "Let me in. I want to come in. Please, please let me in," the wind said.

by goldenangel75
Re-writing Neopian History

"Hiding in the library like a coward? It’s no wonder you don't have any friends."

by tyhaosi
Strictly Vegetarian

The Lenny gasped. "You eat meat?! How can you do that?!"

by duckieballoon
Rulers of Neopia

And everyone turned into a piece of wood or plastic used to make straight lines. Ivy was right!

by kotaeia
Unsent

Rohane, 

It's been AGES since your last letter. I have a thousand questions to ask you...

by precious_katuch14

Aisha Dreams

Problems multiply, threateningly, filling her mind. But not tonight.

by mamasimios
Moonchild

Natty sometimes imagines she can remember the sun. What it feels like, warm and soft, on her skin.

by concertogreat_8
 
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Whether it be for a special occasion or if your Neopet has just spent the day rolling in mud, it needs a little touch up. But, as you search through your Neohome, you find that no grooming supplies are available! So, you make your way to the Grooming Parlour, and once you step through the double doors, you feel completely clueless. Well, my friend, I'm here to help! I've been in this situation before, so I know how it feels...



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Parlax: Bad Guy or Good Guy?
According to Gorix, Parlax was quite a reliable, good friend who had got him out of many sticky situations. They were a good team.

by wildwindtornado

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Neopians for the Ethical Treatment of Petpets
Neopians for the Ethical Treatment of Petpets (NETP) believes the following games are unethical treatment of petpets.

Also by volsi

by faithstarlite


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The Fallen: Betrayed - Part One
The shadow-colored Lupe was very pleased with himself. And why shouldn't he be? He ruled a magnificent kingdom...

by ayame_23

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Insured?: Part Five
"You won't get away with it!" Oscar said, aware that certain things needed to be said in certain situations, regardless of their truth.

by herdygerdy

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The Prophecy of Doom
Last night I foresaw a deadly plague...

by yoyote

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UA: The Quest, Part 4
She's in her castle!

Art by invalid_character

by water_park1993




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