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One Hundred Years of Laughter

Exita really liked balloons...

by robotkitty13
Sea Legs

Unconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...

by avibero
Beauty is Only Fur-Deep

"D'you want to hang out after school? Maybe you could come to my house or I could go to yours? Or we can just meet somewhere. Like the smoothie shop or something. Whatever works best for you!"

by imagiknight
The Tale of Dough

"Sorry I'm such a mess today, Fluffy. Being the star of a Neopian Plot is really hard work! Now I know how Nabile, Tomos, Jazan, Isca, Caylis, Jeran, King Skarl, King Altador, and all the others feel. Woo!" Gilly said...

by redwall_loamhedge
Gallery of Evil: the Spider Grundo

The mutated Grundos surrounded the young schoolchildren, their muscular arms crossed over their gigantic green chests. They all wore furious expressions, not twitching a brow even once...

by costa_rican_girl
A New Kind of Ghost Story

"Apparently," the Eyrie interrupted loudly and sarcastically, "she had a mishap along the way. Apparently, she met a ghost thief of some sort. Please! I for one do not believe her story..."

by firehazzard
In-4-Motif Tours for Newbies

"Why'd you just shout 'Newbies' and then fall off your seat like that?"

by tambourine_chimp
Shadowflame: Snowfall

A blizzard had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter...

by brains03
Lucky Cake

Tammy quickly looked up for some explanation of why a falling cake had just interrupted her relaxing morning. Then the cake erupted...

by nut862
 
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Other Stories


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What Pet Are You? The Ultimate Personality Quiz
So, here you are, Neopia; the ultimate 'What Pet are you?' quiz, only three questions long and no tedious tallying points. I know, I'm too kind to all of you.

by katiecoo802

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Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220

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The Battle for Kreludor: Part Five
"Please, sir," the Shoyru stammered. "I-I know where the Resistance's headquarters is. I know who their members are, and what their weapons are. I'll tell you everything..."

by azellica

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Into the Sea: Part Two
So she just stared at Sasha, with her arms crossed, waiting for her to get out of the pool. Katrina knew eventually she would. Besides, she didn't like forcing Sasha to do things. And Doctor Velt told her not to make Sasha do anything she didn't want to. So Katrina waited...

by sytra

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Rotten Personality!!
I'd like to see you try it :P

by blue_lion_from_space

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Baby Album
Wait! I hear voices...

by pyrodragoness



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