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Outcast: The Tale of Rhoswen - Part One

His life had never been an easy one...

by ayame_23
Goldrun: A Petpet Rescue! - Part One

"Hold it right there, ya darn'd trespassers."

by tanyawebber
 
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Why Our World Will Explode



Although there are few things wrong with Neopia, and most of those things are Doctor Sloth's doing, there is one fault that sticks out so blatantly it makes you wonder if even sore toes would be up to the job of describing it. This fault is so obvious I shouldn't even have to tell you, but I will anyway. Do you know, in Meridell Castle, where Skarl's throne is? Well, I'll let you in on a secret. Skarl's...



Other Stories


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Pancake Sunday
A nap could wait, for it was pancake Sunday.

by sinqua

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Life of a Mediocre Gamer
Hi. I'm Abigail. And my brother is the famous AAA. Best gamer in Neopia. And you know something? He's kind of a jerk.

by ginny_invisible

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Making Your Goldrun-Themed Neohome
Wooden houses line the streets with shuttered windows and melodiously creaking porches.

by be2aware

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The Top 10 Most Indigestible Foods in Neopia
Steer clear of those "foods" that should never have been classified as edible in the first place.

by fancifully

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No Sugar
We got your message.

by pawz11

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Wolf Tails #2
While playing Imperial Exam...

by nightwolf_rider



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