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Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part One

"Hurry, Mom! I see the ship!" Roselia urged, spotting the grand galleon at the edge of the dock.

by vanessa1357924680
Heart of Ice: Part One

One of the most interesting places I have ever explored was the Ice Caves beneath Terror Mountain. These are passageways left in an enormous glacier, some thousands of cubic miles...

by mousey509
Preventing a War: Part One

"Galgarrath!" yelled Lord Darigan, smashing his fist on the table.

by be2aware
 
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Neo Fungus



The following word will cause one (or more!) of three reactions: a) Screams b) Hurl c) Death. What utterly horrible, squishy, slimy, terrifying thing could cause such reactions? None other but fungus, of course! When most people see or hear of fungus, a disgusting, moldy granny's bathtub comes to mind. And hey, we can't blame you for recalling these sickening images. But really... in the nick of its uber filthiness, Neopia couldn't be what it is today without this stuff. Why? Allow us to explain...



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Bird, Haggle Master
It didn't help to go shopping and spend all your money on just a few things.

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Redemption: Briccriu's Tale
"Hmmmph," grumbled the white Lenny, squinting at the Chia Pop and adjusting his thick-lensed glasses, "no guarantees with this."

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Stage Frights! A Guide to Halloween Decor
I'm going to let you in on my secrets to a spooktacular Halloween display that will knock the socks off all of your neighbours!

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Eating Healthy in a Not So Healthy Neopia
Health Food Quiggle: No! There's no secret! It is almost all common sense - just eat a balanced diet.

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Beat Scuzzy the Easy Way
In 5 easy steps...

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Pet Kicks Club
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