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The Silent City: Part One

The blade missed Etana's ear by a hairsbreadth. She flattened herself against the wall, stunned...

by xialavin
Castles, Kidnappings, and Really Bad Gourmet Food: Part One

A new establishment was opening tonight in the deserted Fairground. Very few people knew about it, and you could only get in if you had a reservation...

by lightninglover34
What Am I?: Part One

Slinking away from the squabbling serpent, Kelenria tried to home back in on the teacher's voice. She hoped she hadn't missed anything important...

by sarahleeadvent
The Right Reason: Part One

Captain Rourke, a tall Ogrin in a long black coat, strode out from the cabin. "I'm going into town, kid, so keep out of trouble..."

by 0magic_enchantress0
 
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Ban These Books



Have you ever wandered into the Book Shop with your lovely pet looking for some light reading? If you have, you've also likely seen at least one of those "questionable" books -- you know, the ones you really hope your pets don't choose to read. This guide will inform you of the top eleven books to avoid while browsing the Book Shop and some possible consequences of letting...



Other Stories


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The Adventure
"Yes," I answered, annoyed that she would bother me for such a stupid question. "Now be quiet. I'm trying to read a book..."

by concertogreat_8

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Jamie's Jokes
Sometimes Leticia wished that Jamie was a little more serious. Life wasn't all fun and games...

by meggierules2129

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Round Table Poker Game Guide- A Computer's Analysis
One important way to gain an advantage in this game is to recognize the players' tells. A tell is some kind of sign that gives you information on the hands your opponents have.

by sagesw

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Neopian Times Story: Yet to Have A Title
You've just completed a really awesome story for the Neopian Times, and you're about to submit it, when suddenly you realize that you don't have a name for it...

by beastybas

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Kaptain Kacheek
Someone's in trouble...

by sarika_ambrielle

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The Joys of Customization
A misunderstanding about the principles of customisation.

by pencil_cases



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