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Lost With Isaerios: Part One

"Jeanie, I haven't even gotten over the last vacation you dragged me on, and now you want me to go on a tour to the highest elevations in Neopia? Are you kidding?"

by jeanaet
Traitors And Warriors: Part One

I should start at the very beginning, when I was a student at the Faerie School. Back then, so many years ago, not one of the faerie teachers had ever known a student quite like me...

by humgruffin
 
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"Welcome To Monday" by tazmanianunicorn
Breakfast is burned toast and scorched eggs courtesy of your loving Neopets who have decided to pursue careers as amateur chefs. You spend most of breakfast time trying to remove the Angelpuss clinging to your pant leg with a death grip because SOMEONE forgot to fill her dish...




Other Stories


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The Tomamu Dilemma
"It's super-simple! All we have to do is lay out a blanket, put up a sign that says, 'Leave your Tomamu to be cared for here', and play with other people's Petpets all day!"

by yaya269101

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Peas and Carrots: a Soupy Situation
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" cackled the devious Chia. "I have done it! I have found the evilest way to avenge the fall of the Zebinator and finally dominate Neopia!"

by costa_rican_girl

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TNT's Everlasting Pranks
"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...

by lavalampsnake99

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Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore
A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

by carrotopian

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Me and Them
YEOWCH!!!!!!

by hamtaro6969

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Lunatics!
*POOF*

by gone_postal



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