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A Question of Worth: Part One

Springing forward, he swiped a vase off its table and watched it smash on the floor. The resulting crash, and shards of pottery, were satisfactory, but not quite enough. Christopher's paws shot out, and he heaved the table up...

by extreme_fj0rd
The Far Side: Part One

But then the Big Hope had come, on the wings of a traveling Uni, preaching the untapped riches and the unspoiled beauty of the Far Side. Beautiful things had been painted in those words, but those words were empty. She stared around her, and wondered how she had ever fallen for such sweet words...

by redcod323
 
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"Why Am I So Blue?" by elfwick
She was stocking up our medicine cabinet because I had just gotten over Bloaty Feet and had used up all of our Magic Smelly Socks. Well, actually, we had only used a couple of them. I snuck the rest into my Secret Sanctum because I like socks, but...




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