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A Collection of Items for a Sunny Day

What better to do...

by dancerchickemily
Of Beaches Past and Future

I want to go to beach...

by halondrus
The Worst Beach Souvenirs

Every time I go to the beach...Collab with thedaydreamfaerie

by cibola
Love letter to Mystery Island

Another morning of rain, winter has been such a pain...

by _micko_reborn
Two Odes to Shoreside Shopkeeps

He Sells Sea Snacks (at the Sweet Shack) and She Sells Seashells (by the Seashore)

by musiclives2001
The Beauty Of the Beach

As you near a sandy beach on the coast of Mystery Island...

by lynnrules118108
Mystery Island Beach Trip

After the showers of April pass through...Collab with agedbeauty

by bittersweet52
I'm Not a Fan of the Beach

The sea is far away from me...

by rielcz
The Sea and the Darkest Faerie

Her city is a neighbor to the sea...

by cookybananas324
Beach Days around Neopia

Crashing waves and sandy shore!

by starrdomm
The Queen Family at the Beach

The Grey saps joy, it swallows most...

by gentle_lil_queen
sounds of the beach

the softness...

by flopandstop
The Beachtime Experience In Haikus

As the sun comes up

by macosten
The Tale of Young Ryshu the Nimmo

Young Ryshu was a handful once—

by t0tor0
Beach Volleyball

Warm sand between my toes...

by chihuahua__89
Hissi at the Beach

When the sun shines high and true...

by phi1997
The Beach

I look out over the horizon...

by _help_de_jaguar_
Kadoatie Goes to the Beach

Take me to the beach! Right now!

by tangerine_paws
How Bloodhook’s Treasure was Found (and Lost Again)

On the wind-whipped shores of Krawk Island, there stands...

by keikalan
The Perfect Beach Day

Surf’s up Neopians! It’s the perfect day...

by maddie_bangz
 
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A Vendor’s Guide to Beachside Sales, Sand, & Survival



The following guide was recorded by an Island Vandagyre, Cora Lowena, a Licensed Beach Vendor on Mystery Island. For aspiring vendors for the upcoming summer season. During the summer months on Mystery Island, tourist activity increases significantly. From the long lines at Tombola to the questionable concoctions created at the Cooking Pot, there are many attractions that Neopians indulge in. I am here to remind you that even though they are here to “relax,” commerce does not stop. Following this guide will ensure you are well prepared for the influx of tourists looking to spend their Neopoints on interesting and one-of-a-kind wares—items only you can provide. On Setting Up a Proper Stall A successful day of sales—and an unsuccessful one—often boils down to location. Placement on the beach matters. With daily setup, you will quickly learn which areas of the beach work best for both you and your customers. However, there are some general notes I would adhere to: - While setting up close to the water sounds like a great idea to catch Neopians having fun, a rogue wave (or an overconfident Jetsam) will surely strike during the day, which will result in loss of inventory and possibly the Neopoints you made. - Setting up further inland might protect you from pesky sand particles and Neopians dripping water onto your product, but it doesn’t protect you from...



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