Comics

	Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 9 He's just too easy a target. by twillieblossom
	The 1st Edition of the Neopian TImes Wow. How old are you? by mustikeuh121
	Weewoonizator Everyone tries to be a Weewoo, but it just doesn't work sometimes. Also by morifoy by sosunub
	White Space Protocol. by piratevam
	King Hagan the Cheat King Hagan doesn't always play by the rules. Also by jirachi68106. by sophieauditore
	Someone Must Have The Answer... Ow. Also by yashasvika by meowbey
	Extreme Potato Encounter Uh oh. by william2005555
	Royal Pain: Celebrating 750 750 is such a beautiful number. by winner19955
	History 404: Training Neopian masters explained! by fourin
	Waiting to Win the Spotlight Many years later... Also by marbear_4u by suspensiion
	An Ugga Mistake We didn't really think this through... by cinnamon_girl
	Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 4 No comment. No comment! by june_scarlet
	Wishing For Some Weewoo Luck? At least I'd know if I was published or not... by praline01
	Why Weewoos Should Keep Delivering The Neopian Times A job coupon later... Also by m0nster_rancher by gelertz
	Taming Melvin the Monster: Cake is Life MUST GET CAKE Also by darkpinkrose by bittersweet52
	Weewoo Woes I thought it would add some pizzazz... Also by Asuza_k by spyfox207
	It Wasn't Me! Why do you always have to blame ME? Also by myulai by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	Episode 2: Long-Gone Neopets Why do I have to do this again? Also by sergente__hartmann by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Beautiful by Default YESSS! I'm beautiful! Also by shakespeariantragedy by rizzrack
	Cavities: Prize Pool Huh, so that's how they get their prizes.. by thegoddesofxweetok1
	S750 Kreludan Defender Robot's Secret Pastime Blush Also by Lyndsey4657 and _starryeyedsurprise_ by pinksrainbow
	Detective Alisha: The Missing 7 Part 2 Aha! That's who did it! by roxanna203
	Changes in a Minute: 750th Deadline When procrastination gets the best of you. Also by lifeguard1993 by aupins
	Sunny Side Up: Occupational Hazard Does this mean Weewoos can file for workers' compensation? by amarettoball
	NeoPaper: The Box Of course it works! by mbredboy31
	Drastic Measures Heh heh heh... Also by rokkaku by 108050
	Browse, Haggle, Sold. Somtimes you have to go in, get what you need, get out. by ayeunn
	Scene from the Gormball Championship It's that time of year again! by gumgum101230
	Neopia at it's Best The button eyes make it cooler! by pumpkin_700
	Every Year's Nightmare. The stress of an editor... by chizuru

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

"Shortfall" by xxskyisfallingxx
"We’re doomed!” Sulvi wailed. The baby Aisha rocked back and forth in the darkest corner of the lounge, unable to meet her brother’s apprehensive gaze. “Doomed is a pretty strong word,” Zypea the pea Chia observed her distress calmly from his position on the sofa. “We’re just in a bit of a pickle. A spot of bother, if you will. A temporary setback.” “Enough with the synonyms,” Sulvi groaned, holding up one paw in a half-hearted attempt to silence him. “No amount of wordplay can fix this mess. It’s a disaster! A catastrophe! It could spell the ruin of us all!” “It might even be bad.” Sulvi groaned again. “This isn’t the time for jokes, Zypea.” The pea Chia deflated almost instantly. His jesting was usually enough to cheer Sulvi up, but her current demeanour suggested it was now achieving the exact opposite. Besides, he knew she was right; they were in serious trouble. “Look, there’s got to be a way to fix this,” he insisted seriously. “We just have to think.” Sulvi shook her head sadly. “It’s no use. Sky worked so hard on her story for the special 750th issue of the Neopian Times. And now, thanks to us, it was all for nothing.” “Don’t blame yourself,” Zypea tried again to reassure her. “We just wanted to help. Who would have thought that starting a five-part series in Issue 745 would make it end in Issue 749? It’s not our fault the math didn’t want to cooperate.” Sulvi managed to choke out a laugh through her tears. “That’s a stretch, even for you. Everyone knows that you would have had to start the series in Issue 746.” “Not everyone, apparently,” Zypea sighed. “If there’s anyone Sky should be mad at, it’s me. I was the one who submitted it too early.” “But it was my idea to submit it for her in the first place,” Sulvi argued despondently. “We’re both in hot water.” They sat in silence for a moment, stewing in their thoughts. Not for the first time, Sulvi wished that Sky had never decided to attend Brightvale University. Then she could have submitted her own story and they wouldn’t have gotten themselves into this mess. More than that though, Sulvi missed her other flatmate. It hurt to think that their ill-fated scheme might drive a wedge between them.

Other Stories

---------

Samrin and Balthazar
Such an innocent question that one of the younger neopets in my village asked me yesterday. I told her I had no idea why Balthazar keeps pestering me. It was a lie, I know very well why he is so keen on eating my petpets but it’s not something I like to think about.

by annuuna

---------

True Colour
Gerard lay back, content at last, as the final word of his latest story dried on the paper. Complete at last. Already his head stormed with new ideas and fresh enthusiasm. No matter how many novels, or how many short stories, each began like first steps - brimming with new life and possibility.

by placebo_533

---------

Interviewing the White Weewoo
749 issues of the Neopian Times have come and gone, and this petpet has seen them all.

by scechoi

---------

75 Reasons To Give Away Your Pets!
That said, I thought it would be cute and inventive to write an article about the best aspect of the site -- the pets! Specifically, the reasons why it's better to give them away than to keep them. Many people on the site are obsessed with hoarding as many pets as possible. Yet I think it's a better idea to adopt them out!

by indulgences

---------

Undead Rising: Part Seven
Bernard felt a chill run down his spine. Whoever that voice was, it didn’t sound good. Edlun’s expression looked like that of one before he was about to slay a vicious beast. He clenched his fists, drawing his blade and shield as two small figures walked into the room.

by yoshisislandbandit

---------

The Greatest Show In Neopia!: Part Two
One more potential customer rushed away into the distance shaking a hairy head emphatically, as Kadar tried to use his natural showmanship to earn his small group a sale on their hand-drawn maps.

by chavo_guerrero

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.