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Beach Ball Theft

Well... What now?

Also by Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

Eclectic Antics: Pizza Delivery

Dignity does not exist in this economy.

by amarettoball
Magma Contacts

This is why you don't buy rip-off Lava Contacts for half the price...

by madamidgaf
Random Oddness

It's not wise to get on Tangeriiine's bad side.

by mistyqee
Lab Ray vs. Beauty Contest

Noooo!Also by breezah_baby

by mustikeuh121
Galaxy Hair

It doesn't fit.

by ketchup547
Awkward Bruce

Run away!

by capn_scrac
Monochrome Madness

Just started again and...

by zaxamijo
UC Troubles: Express Yourself!

Those poor things... I wish they could express themselves...

by praline01
Pastel Horror #2 - A Pirate's Favorite Letter

Qysteri is VERY passionate about his puns.

by badjadejuniper
Coltzan Crisis

That was... disappointing

by contrastively
Favorite Pastime

I'm not sure that's how it works

Also by likelife96

by twillieblossom

Brainfreeze!

Only the trained can handle a brainfreeze.

by simbologies
Monochrome Mixup

I own so many colored pencils, yet somehow this keeps happening.

by 0123kl
Grey-t Day

Thanks!

by neopearly
 
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"When Grandma Was Grey" by minkton
Tammy loved when it rained. Her family stayed in. Her mama made Meaty Chia Soup. Her grandma told stories that made the day go by like a lightning bolt. The baby Kougra watched heavy, grey clouds roll over the hills that bordered Neopia Central. She pressed her paws to the window of her family’s tidy Neohome and waited for the first droplets to collect on the panes before the downpour came. Thunder clapped in the distance, and she grinned. “I should hurry to the market before the rain starts,” Tammy’s father called as he hurried out the door. “See you later, darlings.” The baby Kougra rushed to her father’s feet to whine in protest. But before she could beg her father to stay, her mother rushed in front of her planted a quick peck on Tammy’s furry forehead. “I’m right behind you, honey,” her mother chirped. “I promised to help at the Soup Kitchen, and I’ll be late if I wait for the storm to pass.” She put her paw on Tammy’s cheek. “We’ll be back before dinner, okay?” The door slammed shut as thunder rolled closer to Tammy’s Neohome. The Kougra’s heart sank. Now who would play Smug Bug Board Game with her? A lump grew in her throat as she returned to the window. It had just begun to drizzle.




Other Stories


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Lylin_Fire, The Fierce, Red Wocky
I had always wanted a special Neopet, but this was not what I wanted. A picky, rude, ungrateful pet that will refuse to eat or drink anything but bottled water. This all happened about a year ago, when I was putting water away in case there was a shortage.

by kittens4life6

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Wildsong
Night in the Haunted Woods falls with swiftness upon its victims. It is not as many stories say—the forest is not rife with yowling spooks and ghoulish spectres at every turn. It is not a scaled-up version of a Neopia Central Neohome’s Halloween decorations, which brashly proclaim frightfulness in the most colourful of fashions.

by cosmicfire918

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Neopet’s Unexplained Mysteries –Origins Article #1
Today we are going to discuss the some things that The Neopets Team doesn’t want you to know. This article is *keys dramatic music* NEOPET’S UNEXPLAINED MYSTERIES!

by steve_km

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A Grey Petpet for All
One of the most reliable ways of selecting a petpet is to choose one that is the same color as your pet, but Grey petpets aren’t just for Grey pets. A lot of different factors go into finding the perfect petpet for your pet, and all combinations can work if the personalities fit together.

by paperdoll66

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Eight
“Got anything to eat around here?” I said to the sound of my stomach rumbling. Honestly, after seeing the rotting furniture, I was afraid to ask. “Yeah, but you’ll have to stick by me,” the White Kougra said. “You don’t have clearance there yet.”

by ummagine3284

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Eye of the Crokabek: Part Two
Tim gulped as he scrambled through the tunnels of Moltara on his way back to the surface. No wonder everyone was too frightened to talk about it. But what could one Yurble like Tim do against the might of the Sway?

by reiqua



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