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	Lame Pun: Doing The Books I'm Kinda Sorry For This One by blackaavar
	Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part II But the real question is: can you really use a frying pan as a weapon? by amarettoball
	Badly Armed - The Shoe Lace Life isn't always easy. Also by tedypicker by sophieauditore
	Bows!! A new bow for my gallery!! by franzgirl
	Walein Away So, when you said I was going down... Also by minnesotan and cloudypoogle by certifiabletrash
	The Perks of Having Petpets: Pick Your Own A Uni and her Warf discover that you can make and break a fortune within the space of 10 seconds! by xirco
	A Thief's Life - NO CHEATING For the love of Fyora... by yoshisislandbandit
	Bite It As Hard As You Can! Ow. Also by chiefgrumpy. by joslucca3000
	Dungeon Games Not the most welcoming setting. by piratevam
	A Treat What happens when King Altador runs out of gifts... by cherokee165
	Furniture Shopping That little fruit bowl... by ketchup547
	Buzzies Come on, bee serious. by catanator500
	Party Zafara Balloons! That could certainly make a party pop! by dash_p
	Tough Competition Also by alyndasgallery by brooklyn3223
	Past Experience: Jellybeans The true face of jellybeans. by scribblecop
	Mean Grarrls That'll teach him. by cyallia

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Definitive Ranking of All Neopian Coffee Shops

Don’t have enough time to brew your own coffee at home? Consistently disappointed by your vain attempts to recreate your favorite coffee drinks? Need to go on a budget because of all the whipped cream you keep buying for said recreated drinks? I can’t help you with the last thing, because this article is all about how you should spend your money. Specifically, for spending it on coffee. In my neverending quest for that fantastic dark brown bean water we all crave, I thought I would take the time to share with you my picks for the best places to get caffeinated around Neopia.

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Letters to Goose
Dear Goose, I’m sorry that I haven’t written as often as I promised but I’ve been busy settling into my new home. My initial impressions of it were somewhat mixed but I’ve come to like it since. I’ve always wanted to live in an old, spooky mansion like this. I’m getting inspiration for my mystery novel every hour I spend here.

by chistise

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Not Always as it Seems
Lilly the Ixi grew up as a wealthy pet. She always had the most expensive customizations,her stats were always on top and she had her wings professionally groomed so that they'd glisten as she flew across Neopia. Even the Faeries were jealous of her beauty.

by extreme_butterfly

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Petpet Matching for the Permanently Indecisive
Have you ever looked at a pet, paired with their petpet, and thought "They're perfect together!" only to do it yourself and find that "perfect" match to grow stale in a short time, maybe it just didn't "work" with their character, or maybe you just flat out decided you didn't like it? Ladies and Gentleman, I am here to state loud and clear you are not alone.

by fire_earth_aqua__77

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The Deserted Fairground's Top 10 Spooky Foods
The Deserted Fairground is not the most popular tourist destination in Neopia, especially not for its cuisine. Spooky Foods is a small tattered Pink stall ran by a rather spooky looking Bruce, but don’t let that fool you as this is home to some of the best delicacies available in all of Neopia, as long as you’re not too squeamish and willing to try a variety of different foods which don’t exactly look that mouth-watering.

by princess__neo277

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Never Again, Spiced Apple Pie: Part Two
Commander Hyren knew he at least couldn’t secure the base from here. Suppressing a moan, he moved for the door and it slid open to reveal a darkened, deserted hallway. If engineering wasn’t going to answer, he’d just have to go to them himself.

by cosmicfire918

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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Four
Dear Queen Fyora, I am deeply troubled about Lord Darigan. It seems that he is under the influence of the orb or some other dark magic. In a brief moment of sanity, he said there were voices in his head. Other times, he’s overcome by rage, threatening to take out King Skarl and the entire Meridell Army. Everyone has tried to talk sense back into him but it doesn’t seem to be working.

by black_skull725

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