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	Anniversary- Epilogue I was wondering where those guys went... by caylista
	Oh No... Robots!! Idea by ruben160 by tatadsb
	When Zombies Attack...and fail. Not all zombies get the hang of it. Written by cherishtwilight by sophieauditore
	NeoPaper: No Neoschool? Should've learned that by now... by mbredboy31
	Potatoes - Loyalty This is not what I signed up for. by breaziecat
	Paint Brush Woes Hm, not what I was expecting... by milestrong
	Wishes Can Be Evil Well this plan backfired. Also by gypsychic420 by vesus10
	Nerkmid Dreams: Unexpected Wall Decorations Uh, yeah, I totally sold them... Art by brooklyn3223 by therainbowsheep
	Changes What do you mean it's a cheap trick to break the fourth wall? Also by meowbey by certifiabletrash
	#LDN - Introduction An introduction to the evil Kiko known as the Dark Lord of Nightmares... by gorubeza
	Nesting What is going on!? Also by spurstrap! by suixx
	Fire VS Ice And the winner is...? Idea by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Mean Grarrls Ow! by cyallia
	Evil-opia: The Plan I guess height really does matter. by mucka33

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"Carrot Cake" by theschizophrenicpunk
"Ugh, Emmy, I'm not sure if I can pull this off..." The Maraquan Carma doesn't say anything. It's an hour until dawn in the camp of the Ixi Raiders of Cogham, and Mer is about to lose his mind. That is, if he hasn't completely lost it already. "Emmy, where did I put the Spyder venom? Please tell me I didn't toss it in the wrong bowl..." But, again, the Maraquan Carma doesn't say anything. Not that being royal sorcerer and apothecary for the Ixi Raiders isn't fun and all, but Mer tends to bite off more than he can chew when it comes to projects. The transparent Ixi sorcerer has been clumsily trotting his way around his messy hut, tossing ingredients and trinkets all about the floor, talking to his pet Carma, Emmy, as if she would be able to help him out. Emmy is a good listener, that's for sure, but she's not much help when it comes to locating missing ingredients.

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Pyramid
"Are we ready to lock it up, Chief?" Melek asked the soldier in charge of the scene. Chief Lokenus looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "My soldiers will have everything packed within an hour. Why are you so anxious to close it?" "Lokenus, I've been waiting twelve years for this to happen. I'd like to savour it a little, but unfortunately I've got things to do. We need to replace the king, soon."

by azienskieth

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Just a Grarrl
Memories of Captain Emilia Grarrl

by gooduntill1910

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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth
Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth…

by debbie1188

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Filling Your Trophy Cabinet
I have been doing my best to find the games that I, and others who aren’t great when it comes to games, can attain with just a little practice and timing everything just right. The games listed aren’t all flash games, but they’re trophies that aren’t always suggested as the easy-to-get ones.

by katehoughtonbeckett

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Bottled Faeries Inc.: Part Two
I know that people pay a lot of money for a neohome with a nice, ocean view. To me, it doesn’t seem worth it. After twenty-four hours at sea in an enchanted glass bottle, I was pretty sure I had gotten the gist of the ocean; it was just a giant mass of green, choppy, salty water sprinkled with the occasional fish or piece of trash. I was so bored.

by vanessa1357924680

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Two
"This can't be..." I said at last. "No, it can't be..." "I'm sorry," Nathan consoled. "I tried getting the story out of the paper, but I found out about it just as they were printing it."

by chasing_stars44

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