| Neopia's Fill-in-the-blank News Source |
Circulation: 193,540,341 |
Issue: 696 | 28th day of Hiding, Y17 |
|
| |
Comics
| |
|
Search the Neopian Times
Headlines "When a Vacation Isn't a Choice" by guineagymnastics "Greetings, subject group 647-B. My name is Phidre, and today you will be testing a few of the Space Station’s latest technological devices, including the much-anticipated Nebula Force Field Generator. I presume you have all signed and read the safety waivers…” The microphone in Phidre’s ear crackled. Her hand instinctively shot up to adjust the mic, fiddling with it momentarily to try and catch the incoming signal. A voice boomed into her ear, mixed with static. “Dr. Phidre, you don’t have any subjects today,” Startled, the Halloween Draik looked up from her papers. Stationed in an observatory booth far above Virtupets’ Grundo Training Facility, she had been so caught up in her files that she had failed to notice there were no subjects waiting in the atrium below.
Other Stories
---------
When a Vacation Isn't a Choice "Greetings, subject group 647-B. My name is Phidre, and today you will be testing a few of the Space Station’s latest technological devices, including the much-anticipated Nebula Force Field Generator. I presume you have all signed and read the safety waivers…” The microphone in Phidre’s ear crackled. A voice boomed into her ear, mixed with static. “Dr. Phidre, you don’t have any subjects today,
by guineagymnastics |
---------
Photography *snap* That was the sound that the striped Gelert's tourist camera makes when she elegantly took a photo. Charliemae...
by sparkleeze |
---------
Faerieland Employment Agency Guide Every Neopet should have a job! It`s a fun way for you to make some extra Neopoints, plus it gives your Neopets a chance to do something useful and earn their keep. Those stays at the Neolodge and the rides at the Roo Island Merry Go Round aren`t free, you know! So if you have limited time to spend on Neopets on a daily basis, I suggest heading over to the Employment Agency first thing
by aleu1986 |
---------
Neopia's Top Grundo Day Commodities Around Grundo Day, many Neopians are at a loss when trying to decide how to celebrate. There are hundreds of wonderful Grundo items to choose from, each one seeming as promising as the next. Therefore, I have provided my recommendations for the best Grundo items, in my opinion.
by _brainchild_ |
---------
A Stranger Tale of Goldrun: Part Three The Stranger opened the door to the Sheriff’s office and threw Mad Warf roughly inside. The Cybunny had been bound and gagged. “Well, that was quick,” Victor remarked from the desk as he checked his watch. “I only sent you out two hours ago.”
by herdygerdy |
---------
Aurora's Assessment: Part Two As the tunnel started veering off to the right, I kept my right paw on the wall. The light faded quickly and soon it seemed like I was barely inching along. I had my left paw out in front of my face so that I wouldn't accidentally brain myself on a stalactite. I probably already had a concussion from the fall earlier, no need to make it worse
by bittersweet52 |
|
|
|