Comics

	Seems Legit: Floral Battledome pets: they're considered 'tanks'. by shamaela
	Shuzu and Tig in the Office pt 4 Oh, you sneaky little Tig. by firefriendsforever
	Karl & Hensoy in a Dilemma (in which Karl & Hensoy finally try Neohomes 2.0) Idea by hyperknuckles77_tail by stillhensoy
	The Nut Farm: At the Laboratory Not every pet should worry about their looks... by ramheart
	The Goofers - Nightmare Nightmares tend to take different forms... by lintsuf
	Comic Yay - Habitarium Fun with Homonyms! by mooseydoom101
	Ventures #20 Inter-Mission Part 7. Featuring everyone's least favourite Altador Cup player. by neo_coaster363
	Flapjacks - Water Bottles Lily has some great listening skills. by geckobubbles
	Contrast Maybe counting on your hands would help... by jojomoonless
	Random Dessert Every lunch is a surprise! Idea by sue_mhilka by c4774r3
	Paintbrushes Are Cheaper, Though Comparing real life and neopets- Neopets life does seem easier, though, right? Script by neesboy by hideri
	Asterisks Mean Action We're all checked in to the Neolodge... by leoblaze
	The Adventures of Mirsha and Derlyn Part 1 Oh, the Shenanigans that await. Thanks for reading! by zeromaxwell
	Always Annoyed Aisha: Lazy But the nest looks so comfortable... by abstains
	Rapsid 2 If it makes you feel better, we would have joined Altador. by slearax
	Welcome To My Life Funny story... by jambammer
	Neopiaprobs #1 KADS! Y U SO PICKY by petpet_master_
	Little Wings, Big Feet Being a Darigan JubJub is NOT easy! by gorubeza
	Don't Trust Rich Slorgs. Ever. There's a reason why you shouldn't trust rich Slorgs... by celestialguineapig
	Sassi Comics: The Battle You dared to cross swords with me? by seiya_from_ashes
	Woes of a Jelly He was clawing up the furniture... by thebusterbell
	Home Life 2 The new roommate is a Cybunny, and the captain is hungry. Let's hope the other two can hold him back! by nickypanda
	Muckla and the Monthly Freebies If ULTIMATE GENIUS pets pick virtually inedible foods, I'm alarmed at the thought of what dim-witted pets opt to eat... by lovisa966
	Neopian Cures: A Goopy Mess Ughh! Idea by yasmine_k13 by kass883
	Vague Questions I think this has happened to all of us sometime. by psychicstarstorm

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The Cost of Freedom
We are in the Deserted Fairground. Rowan and I.

by werelupe25

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The Plan
I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake.

by sharon_soong32

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Money Tree: Snipe Those Items
The Money Tree, a colossal tree filled with great mysteries around every branch and treasures as deep as its roots.

by ohheyreplay

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Paintbrush Peculiarities
Neopia is filled with pets who defy their color standards, and today I'm here to tell you about some of the coolest, most unique, or just plain oddest colors you can paint your pet.

by katiecoo802

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Permanence: Part Two
"Welcome to your new permanent home!"

by angelpuss535

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My Name is Lavendrette: Part Two
"Okay then," Nisceron mumbled. "We'll be back by six—keep an eye on Clari, please?" Then, with a burst of chilly air that froze Lavendrette's bones right down to the marrow, and the not so subtle slam of the wooden door, the two Neopets were gone.

by i_love_my_kitty_4

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