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Issue: 386 | 3rd day of Eating, Y11

Comics

	Tree Catastrophe At the Money Tree Story by calendars by dylan_the_ninja
	Balthazar Blues Who says Paint Brushes have no practical function? Idea by neckties by yampuff
	Kadventures - Let's Pretend Eat healthy but imagine unhealthy!? Also by patjade by blaumann
	Think Before You Speak "Next year?" by christa_iz_cool
	The Guessing Game Well, you may hate the guessing game. Give up or give a try? by mewill
	Slightly Meltish: A Neopets Hint My cornea!! by sloshypond
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Dress Code In which we learn that Pikey cannot draw anthro neopets. by pikemaster1
	Pet Kicks Club That is just plain ridiculous, isn't it? by gelert548
	Shoyru Adventures: Groceries Beware the occasional insane Pea Chia. by lawrence_189
	Purple Candlesticks Neopoints don't grow on trees, ya' know!!! by xx_alanah_xx
	The Hero Society - #20 In which Blue and Bond do not mix. by bearcatt
	Nighty Night Disclaimer: no mallows were harmed in the making of this comic. by unprettty
	Clover Cookies Too... Much... Popcorn... by chibi_ninja_berry
	Stone Doughnuts? Mmm, crunchy. by amkb123s
	Ice Cream Machine Eat it, don't wear it! by moonlit_fantasty
	Battledome Troubles Can you take the heat? by sarahsmithies
	Say What?! 2.0 How can I show my face in the Battledome? by x_drey
	I Like Usuls. I don't like babysitting. by janebellefontaine
	Cobrall Cool I wonder where Slinks is. by maymay_rp
	Aru's Oddyssey Where's my mug? by redwallgirly
	Somewhat Presentable - Graveyards Based on actual Mutant Graveyard of Doom 2 events. by crk524
	Did that Tuskaninny just jump off that cliff!! O_O What happens next after the Tuskaninny jumps off the cliff in Cliff Hanger? by _metallica13_
	Untitled Can I ask you a question? by _pokemon12_63
	Random Events in Neopia 3 Run! Run away before it's too late! by spirited_dolphin
	Nerfed I remember when I atea loafa breada day... by d0rm0use
	Edna's Quest: What?! It's not fair! by happymoon109
	Blah Blah Best. Book. EVER! by highwind20
	In the Name of Science It doesn't make you smarter... by lombre
	Pint-Sized What ever happened to that guy?... by lachtaube
	Make You Fool Dr. Sloth Haha... someone is coming. by chak_chak
	Daily Dare lols And let's face it, that polarchuck head ain't exactly high fashion either. by neon161
	April Fool Not your best idea... by warriorsluverdbook

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Advanced Key Questing

I will be discussing what I believe to be the key to unlocking your true potential in Key Quest – namely, the powerups. The three main factors in Key Quest would be the mini-games, just plain luck, and then powerups. Out of these three components, powerups are the most stable and constant factor that you will, for sure, get in every game...

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Commander Valka's Grand Mission
The biggest crisis Valka had dealt with in months involved what toppings to order on a pizza. (After much debate, the noble Resistance settled on pepperoni and mushrooms. Gorix sulked for weeks.)

by rosabellk

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Petpet Day
"Tomorrow is Petpet Day, where the students are entitled to bring their Petpets to school. Food and toys will be provided for all pets. Don't miss out."

by crazy_4_sushi

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The Games Room--A How To Guide
So, you've come across the game room, huh? It might seem intimidating at first, but I'm here to help you.

by fictionalism

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Interview with... Erm... Who IS That Guy?
I work for a secret organization, and giving out my name would get me blasted with a ray gun, er, oh nevermind.

by return_of_weatherbee

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New World: Part Three
I pondered my fate. Obviously I was bound by the ancient prophecy to 'bring back the life to the land' but how does one go about doing that?

by kirednb

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The Sorcerer: Part Five
By midnight Lisha had tried every spell she could possibly think of, but Jeran remained unconscious.

by jokerhahaazzz

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