Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 312 | 5th day of Collecting, Y9

Comics

	Altadorian Cobb Salad "Lack of Respect" by tissuewaster
	A Walk to Remember Boing, boing, boing, slurp. Also by edmarblecake by x_seabee_x
	Reliably Unreliable Poor boy. He's got the Annual Chocolate Ball Fever... by pocky
	Nokite & Tokite issue#1 Special thanks to Teathrin for helping me create this. by keyalon
	NC Mall Trouble Who says the NC Mall isn't fun- even without Neocash? by mcgirlcat
	Code Blue Musings of a true 'genius'... by shining_comet
	The Super-Awesome Article Can you please help? by darkadoom
	The Techo Master's Secret Hobby cough by juultje300
	What REALLY Happens In Wingoball No JubJubs were harmed in the making of this comic. x3 by hannah_armin_kanrik
	Doodle Dandy Neopia can be a very strange and confusing place... by tropaean
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Not like this... by wallaroo42
	Freefalls Into Lunacy That's a nice notebook. by firefree_animegirl
	Non Existent 101 It's a conundrum. by dark_wil
	Spooneopets Oh dear, what happened here? by rabidclaw
	Over The Rainbow Ah, Grarrls... Nature's garbage disposal. by dig_that_maniac
	Sanctuary Who needs a petpet... right? by xtermination
	Happiness Is A Warm Cookie Nyo ho ho! by sandie_kumi
	NeoComp Keep it under the hat, please... by chibikatza
	War For The Loading Screen Who will win this epic fight on the loading screen! by 3puspus
	Colour-Blind And so begin the adventures of DON Agent Coffeedrone. by subzeroace
	Moustaches and Donuts Mwahaha. by zewq
	Chopsticks -slam- by kevinlin1216
	The Proof Is In the Mind Control Don't blame the faerie, it comes with the title. by brokensilent
	To Be Unnormal Or Not To Be Normal Lookie, the Skeith is crying chocolate milk! by danish_demon
	Hasee Kass When the games room gets too crowded... by syzygy26
	"The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny" "Fly the Nuranna" Drawn by ickessler by immortalmina
	A Friend to Fall On ...ooph. Art by jjjellybean121 by eliza_clare
	NeoSchool Fewcher Seyet. by purplelion_chick
	7 Utilities For Your Brand-new Tin Foil Hat! Are you serious?? by caioschleich
	Dangers Of Shopkeeping Oh no! by jellybeanott
	...weirdness... Yup. by jaesuh
	Petpet Trouble 2 BlueBerry, I think you forget something... by takina_rainbow
	Escapade spins _ by enravishing
	It's a Heart Life I want to introduce my WONDERFUL family! by gillian_lockheart
	A Spooky Halloween, part 1 Edna's Quest by ghostkomorichu

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"The Dancer's Tale" by lizzex8
"You just want to start trouble," Jula replied, standing on her tip-toes and twirling in a circle. A leaf fell from above and landed on top of the yellow Techo's head and Jula laughed heartily as she plucked it from his top. "Just because Grenda is supposed to be a mean, old..."

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New Research Reveals Hidden Dangers of Deserted Tomb
"The evidence is clear," Professor Harriman concluded, "that an anomaly in the space-time continuum exists around the deserted tomb..."

by serissa98

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The Dancer's Tale
"I bet you are too scared to go knock on her door and run away!" Hari, Jula's best friend, taunted one afternoon...

by lizzex8

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Five Key Ways to Survive the Pet Rating System
Now, in what seems to be a feature created because of these boards' popularity, a 5-star rating system has been introduced for each pet on his or her pet lookup...

by silverspiderwebz

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So You Want A Job
Dr. Sloth is angry at me for putting other job ads in here besides his own. There goes my promotion...

by good_good_smile

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Ultimate Decision: Part Two
Jerdana's kind greeting still lingered in the red Aisha's ears. Renelle couldn't help but feel guilty that she had taken what was obviously a prized piece of jewelry...

by reggieman721

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Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part Eight
Shad swallowed three sausages in a row before barking: "Hey, Prince Jazan! Good morning!" The whole kitchen echoed when everyone in it winced, Saura and Jazan included...

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by ssjelitegirl

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