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Issue: 288 | 20th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	C.H.A.O.S. Fetch! Concept by precious_katuch14 by m3rcuri
	Wingoball The proper way... Also by frzngonz by scarvogue
	Random Something The tables have turned... by silvermare200
	The Faults of Being a Strawberry Neopet I'm not a strawberry!! by crazy_kathy
	Dr. Wockovsky and the Cure for Chickaroo What's wrong with me, Doctor? by manda314
	Meow? Be careful with what you say on Krawk Island... by edddibgaz
	Strawberry Adventures 2 Wonder where I should go first? by seel24
	Squirrilia's Pages: New Sister Uhh... You're a BOY... by accasperberry3
	Complete Confusion - Scowling Scarblade AHH WHAT? --LEGENDS? by puppypuff_
	Life as an Aisha: Pants The Pant Devil attacks!!! He steals... not your pants. by xlaq
	Be Were! The wise Gnorbu says... by draizard
	spookycute A cookie is a right, not a privilege!! by aikowolfbear
	Island WG: The First Symptom of Neomonia Do not speak with him... by siri_magatsu
	The Cooking Battle Chia Version. by ooorianeoo
	The Happiest Neopian Maybe I should become a better Neopian. by beccatbh
	Shilly Shally Dilly Dally #1 Does this colour make my head look big...? by kiri_akurei
	The Perils of Pinching Remember what I told you. Also by swedish by terri_baby24
	COMIKAZE You can always lie. Art by flutterflies by bird_brain312
	The Bunker Well, he did say "hostile"... by hubadawaha
	Lucky Prince Charming No one can get this lucky without something bad happening shortly after! by baby_kougra007
	Milk Money Vaudevilles and the gang visit the Rainbow Pool! by plumbus
	The Gallion Ranch Some news can be hard to swallow... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	The Disadvantages of Being... a Mutant Quiggle The freak show is always an option... by gamefreak774
	Pterrific The compass is sooo reliable to use whenever you're lost. by tropical_tweety6
	Bed Bounce Royalty Those pesky faeries better not let Queen Fyora find out what they're up to. ;) by silver_taurus
	Off Track: Violence You heartless person. by klipsan
	Cybunny Tails Raining cake? 0.o by angel_bunny123
	When Strange Things Happen for No Reason The downside of being well-named. by spied
	Chomby and the Fungus Balls ACCIDENT Note: you know how rock stars jump into the crowd? THIS is why fungus balls shouldn't... by goodie_2shoe8
	She TOLD Me To... The Water Faerie says a few magical words and... by texastiki
	Oblivious Just pay attention... by ilarvitar
	A Kitty? Poor Mynci... by redish_green
	Being Incorporeal is Fun! Wheee! by krychek2001

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"Petpet Panic" by kotahkue
A Faerie Peo glides down right in front of you as you go shopping for a Petpet. So of course, you look around for an owner. When you don't find any Neopets looking frantically here and there for a lost Faerie Peo, you pick it up. Perfect for that Faerie Peophin of yours. When you get back...

Other Stories

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Geraptiku's Song
Overhead flew a strange bird, glittering brightly in the light and blazing with all the colors of the rainbow. It opened its mouth and let out a call, a song, high and eerie but beautifully wild...

by eleanor111

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The Cookie Caper
"I already told you! I'm a detective now, and I have to wear my trench coat ALL THE TIME. It shows my authority." I pulled my magnifying glass out of my coat pocket and held it up to my eye...

by broadwaybaby986

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The Legend of the Geraptiku Fly Trap
Have you ever wondered what the past of the wonderful Geraptiku Fly Trap holds? Mysteries? ...Secrets? Let's find out...

by kougrabrightvale44

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"Vote", and Other Useful Beauty Contest Terms
If you expect yourself to be a well-seasoned Beauty Contester, then the most important thing you can learn is the lingo of the Beauty Contest Board.

by queen_starshine

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Three
Sloth smirked. "Your silence speaks volumes..."

by dan4884

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Two
"Wait, am I crazy, or was this totally broken when I picked it up and brought you here?" The Bori looked up at the suitcase...

Also by fsufan266

by kioasakka

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