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Asking Armin
Perhaps you've been wondering when you would hear from me... it's been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self esteem raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this... "Ask Armin," how unoriginal can you get? Maybe "Someday Armin will take over the world so if you quit whining right now and be his friend instead he'll promote you to something above ‘insignificant fleck of matter'." Ahem, have I said too much?
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 Neopian New Year Resolutions
There are articles about what’s the best gift to give to Frank Sloth and how to make a Kiko snowman (a hint, you only need to roll one snowball). I’m looking a little bit further ahead, though, for soon after the holidays is the turning to a New Year and that means it’s time to sit down and think about your Neopian New Year Resolutions.
by summerschilde |
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 Neo's Law
However, there are also the unwritten rules; these are just as daunting as those set before us in easy-to-read vernacular. You know they're there but rarely ever give them much mind. And whenever your thoughts are directed to the topic, it's usually in exasperation...
by 4zure |
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 Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part Two
As he walked deeper into the jungle, he could hear
exotic birdcalls over an undertone of buzzing insects. Occasionally, the bushes
would rustle and Lao would freeze where he stood, but not once did he see any
sign of life...
by reggieman721 |
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 Revisited: Part Three
"I'm
going to go get some candles," the Kougra said, her voice getting quieter, as
if she was walking away, "but I'll be back. No one move!..."
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