Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 132,843,258

Issue: 270 | 15th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Brothers'n'Sister: Butler "Shlosh" Part I The Neopet who finally defeated the evil monster, Sloth! by kamikatze24
	The Great Discovery Eureka! Art by dark_elfa by patjade
	The Best Owner Ever What an owner will do for a Battledome challenger! by raising_shadows
	Lolarama Boys, Toys, and School Supplies by christian_in_black
	Edible Petpets Part 1 ~ :3 by fwoar
	Say What? Why some Neopians don't make good teachers... by fairynotes
	Meowclops On Strike "I'm not a lab rat, you know..." by blue_angel_alice
	The Imbroglio Darn petpet labray... by deadsketch
	Waffles#1 Who knew that Faerie Bubbles could be so much fun? by sophie_the_chick
	Fire and Ice Cream... Don't Mix! TSSsss.... by honeycourtney
	Normal Abnormalitys #1 : Sick Days Neopets don't like to get sick either... by comatose_slumber
	Tarla - An RSer's Nightmare Some people only live off Tarla's freebies and get worried when she's not at the warehouse... by kerath
	Off Track: Pirate I told you! I'm not gettin' painted! by klipsan
	Pixel Nation You dig up a shovelful of dirt! Wow! by tree_froggie
	Out of Ideas I'm not a cookie. by silmarwen_telrunya
	Omelettes and Rainbows Cruel yes, but we like it too... Art by xxdemexx by xxyoukoxx
	Neo Puffs Some Neopians have bad hair days... by thebobiscoming
	Alternate Ending Who need expensive weapons anyway? by leeloo18
	Floofeh Apparently, there's no gum in that swiss-army purse. by jupeboxgal
	Neko's There's a rumor going around... Written by kittencutiebootie by akakoneko
	Couldn't I Have A Stunt Double? The trials of being green... by zucchini55
	PATOOEY! o_o by qbeaver
	Sock Puppets: Neopian Math Class Sometimes it's just boring. by yoshiverhoeckx
	King Hagan... Truly Intelligent? He ponders all that you have said. by sailoremilymoon2002
	Normal is Overrated You're not hiding... jellybeans? by tamarainian_girl
	Gone Batty Flying fish?!? by kittysmj
	Death By Chocolate Um, yummy...? by lawrenceudall
	This Feels Familiar... It's not world domination this time. by pandiekandee
	Two in One - Episode 1 Ooh, that's a hard one. by roa_and_maffin
	When Meepits and Feepits WAR! In an unknown land... by photon_man333
	The Neopals nod nod by roxanne_vergara99

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"A Thousand Miles" by blackcairn
Ruff? Green grassy hills flowed beneath his feet. In the distance below him was a small copse of trees. He turned his head this way and that but saw no one. Ruff! The sun smiled down at him. The blue sky stretched its arms to hug the world. Fluffy, white clouds invited him to play. Ruff ruff ruff arf...

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Witchcraft and the Problem with Mould
Mr. Mouldy wasn't the adventurous type. In fact, he would rather sit in some poor Neopian's inventory eating chips than be out on an adventure...

by 74_countrychick_74

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Neopia Central's Darkest Day
"Salem! I need you to--for the love of White Weewoos, what are you DOING?"

by spookyy

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Mallow Myth
No one is sure how Grundos could become Mallow coloured. The most popular hypothesis is called "The Chia Factor" (TCF). Chias are well-known to have really high mutation properties.

by mazoku_kuiin

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An Evening with the Follies Family
They are cranky. They are temperamental. They are the unlikely heroes of Neopia. They are the Follies family. Over the past year, three members of the Follies family have been involved in protecting Neopia from various evils and undoing wicked enchantments.

by renrenthehamster

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Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Ten
Fyora was trying to wake Jenna. "Ailemea, do you-" The faerie Queen stopped short when she turned and saw which room they had dropped into. "Oh dear..."

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by rainbow_lover852

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Are We Still Friends?: Part One
Lord Darigan's muscles quivered with exhaustion, unwilling to obey his commands to hold him upright, commands that nearly turned into pleas. Not now. I can't collapse now, not in front of everybody...

by sarahleeadvent

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