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Issue: 259 | 29th day of Gathering, Y8

Comics

	Happy, Sad, and Angry as a Meepit One favor can lead to trouble! by unluckynumbeh13
	Petpet Battledome - Why You Never Play With Rocks This poppit decided to battle a rock. Yes, a rock... by gymnast515
	Ummagine That! Do you think your fortune will come true? by chiasarah
	Mad Hatterz - Mortogberry So what happens? by x_marks_the_spot
	T3h Praedius Ah, the loving bond between Gelert and owner. by arttimo
	NeoFood Chain Is the meepit going to finish that? by dennis790715
	Completely Odd How can Cookee tell the difference? by bluey_doodles
	E-Z Crystal Ball Please insert 100 Neopoints. by wingkei_tracy
	MisAdventures of Bobcat and Dolosus Soup doesn't just fall out of the sky, ya know... by ghost_comic_cat
	Advantages of Being a Fire Neopet Fight fire with fire? Who says? by underestimating
	The Golden Pteri Come back here! by zanirra
	Maraquan Meercas Are Hard to Hug ...but does that mean they're hard to love? by krychek2001
	A Tour Through the Neoboards I just love the Neoboards! :D by zimpy222
	Brain Dead Haha... chocolate triggers explosive reactions. by ashoryu
	Petpet Parade Maybe I should get painted Baby... by the_forest_maiden
	Define Idiocy Opinions here are indeed reflected by the artist. by darkness1300
	Fiesty Freaks "Homework Assignment" by eevilbirdiezuh
	Crazy W'O'rld! "Why don't we ever go somewhere 'fancy' and 'elite'?" by oo_orange_oo
	Modern Marvels The mystery of Koi has been solved... we think. by flarethdragon
	Royal Dilemma Inspired by the image of the sick royal girl Kyrii. by hikarru
	UnNormal - Tyrannian Fishing Zzzz... by cozygen
	The Mysteries of Ultimate Bullseye Ever wonder why poor Punchbag Bob participated in the cruel game of Ultimate Bullseye? Idea by pineapple_apple by xo_madison_ox
	Tea with Alexianastasia You are so selfish! by katzie7
	Sticky Hand! Fetch! Written by dan4884 by imogenweasley
	Test My Patience This game is not rigged! Also by xpropugnator by gliderames
	Mutant Doughnut Have you noticed? Also by frostychica_ by sockmonk
	Lessons of Fame Nice and quiet! by ssjelitegirl
	Round Table Poker The title says it all... by amit_oryan
	Dandilion Tails: Ignorance is Bliss Mew...? by dandilion_crucifix
	Genuine Who knew a stroll through Neopia Central could go so wrong?! by x_evil_nightmares_x
	Out Of Whack - Aww, Poor Ukali Why you shouldn't ask your petpets serious questions... or something. by bluepen
	Luck Out Oh wow! by nanoalchemist
	How a Slorg Becomes Strawberry :P by mmillym
	Mysteries of the Chocolate Factory Nobody goes in, Nobody comes out! Also by cheekymunkeyboo by littlemisskirby
	Weewoo Madness The true pronunciation of Kadoatie... by neokid11115
	Secret of the Money Tree So that's why... by walhay
	Meepit's Minds Now people will really know what goes on in Meepits' minds. by loluannaly
	A Job Gone Wrong Not quite what we had in mind. by x__orlando4eva__x
	Give Up! Give up, Snowager!!!!!! by ximerika

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"Green Kougra, Up for Adoption!" by harsan_09
You are strolling down the streets of Neopia Central one day when a brightly-colored piece of paper taped to a trashcan catches your eye: "Green Kougra, Up for Adoption!" it reads, and in smaller letters underneath, "Name: Arribon -- See Harsan..."

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Green Kougra, Up for Adoption!
Arribon narrows his eyes suspiciously -- eyes that are almost as green as his vibrant fur. "You want to adopt me, don't you?"

by harsan_09

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The Tale of Uglyfoot the Kougra
It was Misty's decision to start real school, as she called it, so Lizzy enrolled her in the neighborhood neoschool, Faerie Cloud Neoschool...

by iloveunis1011

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Surviving Snotdom
Fear not, fellow snots! Here are ten pieces of advice to help you work out your dastardly snot problems.

by daymarket

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The Way Out of the Eye of the Storm
How are we able to find 1 correct tile out of 240 tiles? Do not fret, my friends...

by imperial_magna

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Fire and Gold: Part One
Her family had survived there for generations by means of special magic: when each young Eyrie child reached a certain age, they were given a Snow Paint Brush...

by silvormoon

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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Six
On the last day of school, Mel had even forgotten the last time she and Sam had done anything together. She then realized that she had to somehow save their friendship before it was too late...

by sytra

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