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Escape to Kreludor Guide

Escape to Kreludor is the name of one of the many games available in the Games Room. You may not remember immediately if you ever played it or what kind of game it was – it's not as popular as Meerca Chase or Faerie Bubbles. I am here today to introduce you to this simple yet entertaining puzzle game.

by blue_star_51
Meepit Juice Break: The Zen Experience

You may think it’s crazy to feed 3,500 Meepits for an avatar, and it absolutely is, but it’s a doable endeavor. If you hate playing Meepit Juice Break as much as I do but still want to add that avatar to your collection, then prepare for zen mode and take these tips with you.

by sasaki_kyomi
Seven Dastardly Scrolls

There are some scrolls though, seven that I’m going to talk about today, that actually have some negative affects on your pet. I have listed them in order of least dastardly to most, starting with…

by xiaolin10413
Things We Wish Our Pets Wouldn’t Say

I’m sure many Neopet owners would agree with me that some of the things our pets say can be grating after a while. Here are a few things that Neopets say that makes Angel and me want to pull our hair out

Also by evilone712_27

by mercy_angel

Rhoasy’s Raddest Restaurants #1: The Soup Kitchen

Its time to put my thoughts to pen and paper and let you Neopians know the best- and worst- of the food all over the world of Neopia. Remember: I ate it so you didn't have to!

by tennesseethomas
A Guide To Usukicon: Ten Must Have Usukis!

Not everyone is lucky enough to own a Queen Fyora Usuki Doll, so here is a list of some high quality and affordable Usukis.

by salutation
Meridell or Brightvale?

I’ve decided to teach Clopina and everyone reading at home about Brightvale and Meridell. Hopefully by the end, anyone considering moving to either land can gain knowledge before making any decisions.

by sassyxsandra
Top Six Looks for UsukiCon

Six dazzling Usuki-themed fashion ideas that will surely stand out!

Also by deseila.

by sugarycupcakes

Fruits of Brightvale

his article will serve to highlight a few of Brightvale’s best berries, for the berry enthusiast, or for those who are interested in all things Brightvale.

by cheriipie
10 Best Summer Drinks from the Coffee Cave

For all coffee and tea lovers!

by yashasvika
UsukiCon: A Guide to Neopia's Largest Convention

Here are some of my tips on how to get the most out of UsukiCon!

by pizzanoodles2
 
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"Neobumps" by sparkleeze
"…I'm not kidding, it's ALIVE!!! It's... it's.....," Lizzy the Aisha was interrupted. "... a vacuum cleaner." her older sister named Sparkle, popped her head out of the hallway, into the room. "Oh no! It's going to eat us!" the older Aisha sarcastically said. "Ugh, get out of my room, this is for friends only!" "Ok, ok, you can explain the rest of your STORY to your friend." "WHAT!! I'M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! I..." "Look I don't care if you think this vacuum cleaner is alive, I promise you mom is not going to get rid of it." the Aisha walked out of the room. "Ok, so where did it begin?" Zarc, the Acara questioned.




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Half-Life
First, something in my head went dark, like the wires to the festival lights were lopped off at all ends. Propulsion seized, the fireworks tipped over halfway into the sky. Then there was that lingering moment, a silence of about five seconds or so, as the lights in my thoughts fizzled out into stars, and I was left with these dim, glassy husks of those thoughts, wondering what had changed.

by dimartedi

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Chance Encounter
The week before sign-ups of the Altador Cup, my little sister started bugging me once again. She wanted to go to Altador during the cup to meet the players. She really wanted to talk to everyone that she could. That included her favorite, Tandrak Shaye. I heard that name enough to remember it.

by minaturepincher

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Targeted Heiress: Part Four
I tossed and turned in the covers of the bed I was in. Thoughts were bouncing around my mind like a bouncy ball. For all I knew, the one who targeted Mae could still be in the Neohome. No matter how hard I tried to get that terrible thought out of my head, it stayed.

by chasing_stars44

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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Two
It wasn’t long after we had rescued the Acara girl from Bloodhook’s ship that the Black Pawkeet pulled into the village’s tiny port. It was no wonder Bloodhook had attacked from a distance; there was hardly room for even a small ship like ours alongside what must’ve been the village’s trade ship.

Also by medit92

by teamchao466


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At The Coffee Shop
Whoops.

by wokitana

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Aisha Avalanche
Petpets can be SO silly sometimes...

by abbyet



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