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How To Make A Personal 50k A Day Game Guide

Depending on how easy games are for you AND the current ratios for each individual game, your 50k a day guide could provide you with games that take you 30 minutes or less to complete...

by sylanne
Creative Ways To Use Your FFQs!

Needing help and some good advice, I wandered over to the Help Neoboard and asked them for their unconventional opinions as to what I should do with this precious FFQ.

by indulgences
A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Mediocrity

This Wheel isn't exciting. But like every other Wheel, this has prizes.

by hydro_thunder001
The Journey to Find the Origin of Relic Pets

Where did Relic pets come from?

by jahangir201
Guide to Becoming A Better Neopian Citizen

I'm here with a guide to turn your frown upside down!

by kaitlinhoneybee
Pound Chat Terminology

Out of all the different neoboards in existence, it is said that the Pound Chat -- PC for short -- is the most confusing of them all.

by alexakame
Conversing With Armin the Small

Have you ever wondered how Neopia's most renowned Bori feels about his partnership?

by dustinismine
Choosing Your Shop's Location

Choose the perfect location for your newly opened -- or not-so-newly opened -- Neopian shop.

by moldier
 
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"Terror at 20,000,000 Feet" by emblo93
There were, Landin thought, only two real certainties in life. The first was the unreliability of maintenance technicians, and the second was the unfathomable need for the higher-ups to run the alarm system at any and all hours for "emergency testing." Even though there was no concept of "night" on the Space Station, there was...




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Of Reality, Of Repugnancy
For what was perhaps the longest moment of her life, the child could not speak, could not do anything but simply stare at her surroundings, mouth agape.

by ladylifeless

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My Owner's Hoard
"I always knew I was a small Xweetok, but how did I get overlooked amongst the items? We are going to have to have a serious talk about cleaning this place out when I get out."

by katie_kitkabug

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The Spells of Slumber: Part Four
"I knew you would come," the Darkest Faerie said slowly. "I knew you would come here, to defend the place that is dear to you and to protect its magic from falling into the wrong hands."

by phoenixs_angel

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Magic and Mayhem: Part Three
"Princess!"

Princess Sandra nearly leaps out of her fur when her Kyrii friend appears behind her in a puff of scarlet smoke.

by thedoggirl_97


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Neopian Heroes: Jeran
Don't worry Jaz- er, Jeran! I'll remember you always!

by hoyunjoyce

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Title In Question
That'll come right out... eventually...

by catcloud9



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