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Heroes: An 8 Step Guide to Becoming the Best

Do you strive to become Neopia's next hero or heroine? Well, look no further, young Neopet. In just a few steps, you can be traveling down the path of great courage, honor, and all that is good, to become our next hero.

by adopt_neos_123
The Great BLUE Draik Egg Conspiracy... er, "Theory"!

What I want to know, is why is it BLUE? Why not YELLOW, or GREEN? This is why I believe there to be a Great Draik Egg conspiracy.

by alexsmum
Debunking Jelly World

It's easy to get caught up in the tide. After all, who doesn't want to believe in innocent little Jelly Neopets frolicking about a sugary paradise, a place untainted by evil?

by sweedishdelights12
How to Be a Cracking Guild Leader

A guild would be nothing without its strong-willed leader - the member that provides motivation, shows great communication skills and leads the guild to respect.

by tweecle
Interview - Sarah the Zafara

Sarah: I know absolutely EVERYTHING about Neopia! Are you here to ask me a question?

by sallyride206
A Good Lookup

A comprehensive view on what makes or breaks a lookup.

by maivry
Trade-Sniping: A Forgotten Art?

What is it? How do I do it? All questions anwered!

by treenifer
The Free Foods of Neopia

Even if it says it's free, you have to pay something.

by book_worm1217
Invisible To A Blind Eye

Aww, look at this poor adorable little Gelert. You should know more about them before you take one home, so read on.

by boofy113
The Science of NeoQuest

Why do so many people play NeoQuest? Why do so many people not play NeoQuest? What makes the game so addictive, so great?

by micrody
 
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"The Origins Of: Balthazar" by tambourine_chimp
It's true. I, Balthazar Rory Snarlington Woof, have come out of hiding to reveal the truth once and for all, so that everyone may at last realise how my name and existence have become so maliciously tarnished. 'Never judge a book by its cover,' I believe you Neopians like to say. Well, I ask for no more than ten minutes of your time to prove to you...




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Unpredictable Predictions
"Ugh, what is going on today?" she growled and rolled the other direction. Not two moments after her lids shut she heard another rustle and nearly jumped out of her metal skin...

by darkdragonsoul

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Venuquin
There is salt in the water, and some innate intuition tells you that this water is unfit to drink. As soon as you think that, your thirst comes back with new vengeance. Just your luck. Where are you? How did you get here? How do you get out of here? Will anyone think to look for you?

by phsycoticdancer

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Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Six
Searchlights were scanning the dark waters. She turned to look bleakly at her companion. "Out of the frying pan and into the fire," she whispered...

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852


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The Battle for Kreludor: Part Two
Zara was crouched in front of the door to the conference room. She could hear the Grundo speaking to another member of the resistance inside...

by azellica

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Darkest Corner
How come we didn't get to keep useless piles of dirt?

by dark_elfa

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Battle Duck Revenge
You throw Maractite Battle Duck!

by bulbabean



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