Short Stories

	The Misadventures of a Red Hissi "Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?" Also by extreme_fj0rd by kittengriffin
	You Too They walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately... by innuashsgirl
	The Un-Surprise Party "I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties... by qazx301
	Never Ever Forget Me Kentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light... by sonictheonlyhedgehog
	A Lenny in a Biscuit Suit "Ahh," her grandfather said, "I suppose you've never looked closely at the Neopian Times, now have you?" by lavalampsnake99
	Advert Attack Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!" by blackcairn
	Rupert's First Mission Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer... by puffpastry654
	Freedom "Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..." by springsteen0991
	Sibby and the Beach Cave "The pirates are coming!" by myrtale
	A Faerie Tale She lived in the Haunted Woods; but now that she was alone, in the dark, far from the warmth of her bed... by themagpiesbanter
	Inspiration Something had changed. Instead of staring absently at the ceiling or playing around with his quill, he was scratching away like mad at the parchment in front of him... by c_h_e_e_z_e_s

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"Rupert's First Mission" by puffpastry654
"Who do you think you are, soldier, coming in here with the slightest bit of heed for presentation? Your helmet is lopsided, your boots are caked with mud, and part of your harness is not properly secured. You’re not working on the farm anymore, sonny; this is war! War, I tell you!" His fellow Mootix all gave him sympathetic glances, but, truthfully, they were just glad it was him and not them being humiliated...

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The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts
What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?

by harrypotterfan9001

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Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go!
Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide...

by feline_stars

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Dark Friend: Part Three
"Would you rather remain here for all eternity?" Cindon questioned...

by petfriendamy

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The Ghost of Meridell: Part Eight
Jeran didn't twitch an ear. He didn't turn around or do anything whatsoever to acknowledge the knight's presence. He only reloaded his crossbow, took aim, and fired...

by kt_fox

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Tales of Interest
The subjects of the great Tilber thought it best that she seek her fortune elsewhere.

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Oxymoron!
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