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The Obsidian Sword: An Unusual Quest - Part One

A cold wind blew in, prickling my skin, and I got the distinct feeling that something... something was about to change.

by lizzy_beth_750551
The Necromancer: Part One

"Of course we're always happy to help you in any way we can. But mostly you'll be working in direct contact with the High Commissioner - a Mr. Lockwood."

by jokerhahaazzz
 
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"The Necromancer" by jokerhahaazzz
"This way, Miss Ward." Emma Ward adjusted her thin-framed rectangular glasses, smoothed her already-smooth pencil skirt, and brushed an imaginary speck from her trim white blouse. She was a Darigan Aisha, so neatly dressed and so perfectly controlled in all her movements and phrases that she seemed to have stepped out of a store window within the last several minutes. Certainly she...




Other Stories


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The Attempted Pillage of Altador
"Altador? I've never heard of this here 'Altador' before." One of the crewmates, a Kyrii, whispered something in his ear. "What?" he whispered back. "Ye be sayin' that this place is ancient history?"

by silverarwing

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Awakened by Science
"He's not moving." 

"Give it time."

by cannizarro


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The Top 5 Worst Pizzas
These are the pizzas you shouldn't even consider ordering.

by emilyralphy

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The Road to a Paintbrush
Looking for a paintbrush? Here's five tips and tricks to help you on your way!

by karlemira

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Lost And Found But Not So Sound...

Idea by comawhite333

by sugarypixiestix2


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Taming Melvin the Monster: Snow Roller Origins
Look out below!

Also by darkpinkrose

by bittersweet52




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