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	The Very VERY Stale Bread: The Virtupets Saga A collection of parody articles written during the latter half of Y23. by no1_tails_fan
	The Neopian Zodiac: An Overview "As you traverse the world of Neopia together, you build unbreakable bonds. However, even the most synchronous of Neopets and Neopians can sometimes have difficulties. To help you and your Neopets understand each other, I am providing my astrological insight!" by kaitlinhoneybee
	Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations "Keep an eye on the NC mall for new seasonal items to complete the look!" by loyalty_sustained
	The Spooky Food Shop Exposed "I’m writing to inform the public of a massive moral atrocity which had been happening right under our noses. It was that outrageous Spooky Food shop in the Haunted Woods..." by _brainchild_
	Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian "The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be!...There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook..." by cryistalene
	A Guide to the Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Bags of All Time "Carved pumpkins, eerie cackles, and that feeling like you’re being watched from the shadows? Sounds like Halloween is nearly upon us." Collab with theguy2020 by corrina404
	Trick-or-Treat Guide to Neopia Happy Halloween! by mickey_a94_a39

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"Night of the Evil Coconuts" by cazcazig
Long before the invention of the famous Coco Whip Slushie, a small tribe of coconut people had discovered the only place where the Neopian Chocolate River meets the Cream Waterfall. The resulting mixtures were collected by the Pango Tribe and given to young Neopets as treats. The wise elders of the tribe, Umma Bunga, Cinto Pango, and Tshimba Pango, all vowed to protect and maintain the Mallow Jungle. The chief, Umma Bunga, placed a hand over his mouth and vowed to "speak no evil". Cinto Pango covered each side of his face and vowed to "hear no evil".

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Rubble and Memories
"A letter came, as they often did, in the beak of a Weewoo. But this one was different..."Thumbnail made by twillieblossom

by parody_ham

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5 Nights at Fyora's
"I walked up the cobblestone path, through the gates, and approached the sparkling castle. The towers soared into the clouds, the evening light glinting off the windows. A passed a few stragglers leaving the castle as I approached..."

by marshclan13_

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The Royal Thief Unbound
Written letters rarely bear good news. Collab with breakeven.

by k3l26

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Fangs for Your Friendship
"Time seemed to slow to a fraction of its speed. From his view of the mess through his tears and downcast eyes, Chad saw a familiar pair of hooves appear, blocking him from Kylleon and Val. Gentle hands pulled him into a tight hug, resting his head firmly against a burlap shoulder..." Collaboration with atomic_sushi

by 77thbigby

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Blossoms~ Coming to Light Part 3
You're not the only one seeing strange things!

by twillieblossom

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Not As Smart As You Think You Are (Happy Halloween!)
Happy Halloween! Collab with coconut_rat

by preksolanx

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