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Nibbles in Neopia: A whole Neo-World of food!

Sometimes it's just great to grab a meal without having to do all the hard work yourself.

by robin_y2k1
Korbat's Lab v. Frumball - The Ultimate Showdown

Frumball and Korbat's Lab. Which one is better?

by trypanophobia
Much Ado about Dubloon (Disaster)

How to play one of the easiest and yet most aggravating games Neopets has to offer. That's right. Dubloon Disaster.

by _shiny_sableye_
Am I Too Old?

Let's figure this out together.

by mardi_gras_mamma
A Guide to Eating Jelly Blobs of Doom

This guide is written purely for those who believe that a world made of Jelly exists, which is a myth.

by pikakirby123
I ♥ Year 20!

None of us, I'm sure, will ever forget the excitement of this past Year Twenty.

by rainbow_daydreamer
Just Another Application Guide

More than your usual guide to getting your dream pet.

by mikibunny
Top 10 Repurposed Items

You don't have to break your budget just to afford the essentials. Why not make them yourself using a number of everyday items you already have sitting around?

by matresses
Will Wonders Never Cease? - The 16 Wonders of Neopia

The scoop on Neopia's greatest sights to see.

by mheetu
The Utimate Yooyuball Guide

The awesome, ultimate guide to Yooyuball is here!

by dark_lord_of_doom57
Yooyuball: The Dangerous Game

Now it may all seem like fun and games, but is it, or is there a darker side to the AC?

by wildwindtornado
 
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"Who I Am" by carys1994
She quickly shot a glance behind her shoulder and sighed. "Max, why in Neopia did we decide to bring her to Terror Mountain?" she muttered. I followed Sunny's gaze over to a medium-sized blue Gelert with a tight brown winter hat sitting firmly on her head and a woolen scarf wrapped around her furry neck. She was shivering in the cold and her tail dragged behind her. "Lassie..."




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Who Knew?
"Maja!" Tamerick called frantically. "Forrest is eating my Yurble Tales!"

by thediractor

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Who I Am
"Easy for you to say – Lupes are used to this kind of temperature," said Lassie, shivering.

by carys1994

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Meepits vs Feepits... Vs Dr. Sloth: Part Six
"Leader George, Leader Helga, I brought the uh, pot of geraniums you ordered!"

Also by shirahli

by orlando_bloom_bigfan


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From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part Four
"Not now; we'd probably be caught. I think we'd better follow them."

by ellbot1998

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Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 5
There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia and here they are.

by montoran

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Completely Smart
Wanna see?

by ms_meepit



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