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5 Items in Celebration of the 105(0)th NT Issue

As the month of Sleeping slowly passes us by and we reach the cusp of the month of Awakening, another special edition of the Neopian Times is here for all of Neopia to celebrate!

by lynnrules118108
So, You’re Going to Adopt a Weewoo?

Collab with surging & moomy_x

by halondrus
A Guide to Picking the Perfect Quill

*caw* *caw* *cluck* *squawk* Whoops! *clears throat* Apologies for that. For a second, I was accidentally speaking in Weewoo. Collab with shenkuun

by tylerhuyser
Why Creativity is the Heart of Neopia

The older I get, the less time I have to make art. Yet, when I log into Neopets every day, creativity is still the heart of everything I do.

by ultimatekai123
Top 10 Favourite Neopian Pastimes

As a fellow Neopian, I did not think that when I was 7 years old that I’d be logging in twenty-plus years later to find myself side by side amongst old and new friends. Collab with perfect

by kisses
The Wonderfully Wacky Weewoo Quiz!

It's once again that time of year when the Weewoos, as the resident mascot for the Neopian Times, come out in droves to sing their song for another special milestone issue!

by magyk4
Weewoo Watching: A Guide to the 10 Rarest Weewoos

If you’ve been playing Neopets for as long as I have, you’ve most likely already made it past your quarter-life crisis and moved on to less traumatic hobbies. Collab with goosesticks & cibola

by notooryous
The White Weewoo's 10 Tips for Emerging Writers

To say that The White Weewoo is an expert on all things related to The Neopian Times would be an understatement.

by prettyobscure
 
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So, You’re Going to Adopt a Weewoo?



There comes a time in every Neopet’s life where they make the big decision to adopt a Petpet. And, typically, one tends to seek out Weewoos because they are often the friendliest and most easy to take care of. However this is still a big responsibility and is an important milestone for many and as such it can be a little terrifying. It is natural to be nervous! That just means you are going to be a great caretaker because it shows how much you care. But if you want to help ease your worries you can do what you can to prepare. Petpet proofing your Neohome is a great first step – but how do you do that? And then what do you do next? And what else is there to do? What do they like? What do they eat? What do they play with? What do they do? How do they learn? Do they like clothes? Oh my goodness, there is just so much to know! Fear not. In this guide we will help you out with multiple different areas in caring for your Petpet – and yourself! – as you navigate this new and exciting step of your life. Books Petpet Biology This book will teach you all you need to know about a growing Petpet. It has pictures of the bone and muscle structure of all the different types of Petpets out there so you will know just how they are developing as they mature and how to help them if they are injured. Weewoos can be found on pages 32 to 45, but this is a good book to have on hand. Cooking for Your Petpet Petpets can be picky eaters. This is a known fact of life. With patience, luck, and a little bit of skill, you too can learn how to cook for every type of picky eater in your life. There are many types of recipes for many types of eaters, including ones that follow Weewoo friendly dietary guidelines.



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