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Issue: 1011 | 28th day of Relaxing, Y26 |
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 | Birds of a Feather”Dad, please don't tell us we're going to move to a different city in the desert", exclaimed Alamar grumpily to the Royal Boy Acara as they traversed the sandy dunes through a desert caravan.
by nick_and_nickette |  | Lisha and the Troubled TavernKayla stood up on a ladder, stocking the shelves in her potion shop when the copper doorbell jingled. Craning her red Zafara neck, she spotted a short, slightly built yellow Aisha, her friend and fellow time traveler, Lisha.
by parody_ham |  | Barmy BreakfastThuay was probably a bit too excited, all things considered. Today: what should be a day of rest before the next week of work. Tomorrow: The Barmy Breakfast!
by betti666 |  | Kadoatery Chaos"We’re here, Bagel! I promise you’re going to have a great time.”
by maddie_bangz |  | The New Lenny ConundrumFor the first time in his life, he felt lost. He was always the one with the answers, but now he didn't know what to do. Who was he if he didn't run Lenny Conundrum?
by ningkov1 |
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"Kadotery Chaos" by maddie_bangz
"We’re here, Bagel! I promise you’re going to have a great time.”
Bagel groaned. He had some choice words for his Neopet but decided to relent and let out a small meow in protest. His Neopet was hustling towards the front door of the Kadoatery, jostling Bagel in his small crate.
As soon as they entered the building, Bagel’s ears exploded with the sounds of Kadoatie whining. He looked pleadingly at his Neopet, who was looking around the room for whoever was in charge. Finally, an Elephante stepped into the room through a door in the corner and smiled brightly.
“This must be Bagel, welcome! We have his cage all set up for him, it’ll be nice and cosy for his overnight stay.” She gushed, gesturing towards a nearby cage, empty except for a thin blanket and small bowl of water. Bagel meowed again loudly in protest ...
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 The Money Tree is Not a Dump
It’s the perfect summer day. There is a slight breeze blowing through Neopia Central, you just bought a plethora of new stamps, had a good meal at the Food Shop and are now gazing around to see what else you might do.
by stars4ever33 |
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 Breaking News: Meridell Turns Grey!
The Grey Curse. The mysterious pandemic that has been striking Neopians helpless across the world. You’ve seen the victims. The Grey colour, the miserable expressions, the droopy ears. (If they even have ears.) And now, the curse has infected neither a shopkeeper nor a daily: it’s taken Meridell itself.
by thronewarden |
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 The Folly of Captain Dread
There were dark grumblings aboard the Revenge. This was not unusual – it took a certain darkness to embrace the brutal brand of piracy her crew prided itself on.
by sporty2443 |
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 A Hero's Journey: Squire
"I’ve always wanted to visit Sir Rohane’s home village, but the next best thing is that you got to see it, see his family, get a sword forged by Reuben the forge master…you have to tell me everything!”
by precious_katuch14 |
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