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	Pound Puns You could say... Also by twistedraja by sophieauditore
	Unfair Treatment Why am I not the one.... Also by icygal2310 by shennyyy
	Aisha Eyes See? Aren't they pretty? by ghost0face
	Poor Weewoos Does this look like a good time to you? by gleenut
	With Friends Like This... No more omelettes! Also by Pulc3tta by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: The Space Faerie What did she do?! by elementdragongirl
	NeoPaper: Even More Daily Logic Okay, now that's really unfair... by mbredboy31
	Fishing Issues And most importantly, where do they buy sandals? by sophiaabic
	Sunny Side Up The culinary choices are so limited! by amarettoball
	The Wheel Of Not So Much Excitement. Who determines spectacular exactly? by goldensif
	The Techo Master's Secret Eeee oooo Also by yashasvika by vanillerrybeitje
	The Three Stages of Fear Baby Pteri Eggs Edition... by marcthegr8est1
	Neoquest Logic Optional?! Also by sanamm by admonisher
	Just Jelni: Overly Obsessed Who can a Cybunny trust? by angul888
	Haunt It begins. by spunkydog34
	The Kelp The food is so tiny it's impossible to get bloated! Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	Smack-A-Hmm This is how bad I am at playing games... by innosently
	Hide and Seek Let's try another game... by supertualet
	Strategy Anything is possible. Also by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Papa's Got Jokes Dad puns are the best puns Also by Kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11
	Codestone Humor I realized something while browsing my inventory the other day... by dune
	Envelope Please Eliv Thade! Also by spirochetes by linnipooh
	Heard It All Before Trust me, I've heard it all Also by robotbo23 by wowlame
	Head in the Clouds: Beating the Heat Your own personal swimming pool! by yoshisislandbandit
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Healing Stings I always have the worse luck at the Healing Springs. by june_scarlet

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"A Rambunctious Kacheek's Culinary Plight" by _brainchild_
The alluring elegance of the establishment emitted the feeling of bliss. The restaurant, simply named "Kelp", was rumored to be one of Neopia's finest eateries. On the basis of its eclectic appearance, it certainly lived up to its reputation. Music washed around the room, produced by a live band. This beautiful sound was relaxing and classy at the same time. Smiling, Chessella the Pastel Draik hugged her sister. "Happy birthday, Angie. We're eating here to celebrate your birthday." "Thanks," answered Angie. "I appreciate it." Ella opened the menu. "This Ocean Platter sure looks good," she commented. "The menu describes it as 'a delectable blend of Maraquan delights for you to sample.' " She looked up at her sisters. "I'll order that, and I'll let each of you try a little piece." "Yum," grinned Maldice, another one of Ella's sisters. "Not as tasty as chocolate," groaned Walda, Ella's little sister. Ella turned to Walda. "If you finish your main course, I'll buy you a chocolate dessert. Otherwise, you won't get a treat." "Okay," grumbled Walda. "I'll order the Stramberry Sausages." Then the waitress, a Maraquan Uni, swam over to the table. "Are you ready to order?" she asked. "Yes," replied Ella. "I'll have the Ocean Platter..." The food came in a timely manner. Ella eagerly took a bite. "This is delicious!" she exclaimed. "Where's my piece?" asked Maldice. "You promised."

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A Rambunctious Kacheek's Culinary Plight
The alluring elegance of the establishment emitted the feeling of bliss. The restaurant, simply named "Kelp", was rumored to be one of Neopia's finest eateries. On the basis of its eclectic appearance, it certainly lived up to its reputation.

by _brainchild_

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Once Upon a Memory
It all seems like such a long time ago—ironic, really, given that we live hundreds of years in the past now.

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Mystery Island Essential Vacation Guide
Summer is here and it's time for a vacation!! Let's run off the Mystery Island for an adventure!

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Totally Irrational Things That We Do!
Why do we sometimes do things that are totally irrational on this site? To gather information, I canvassed the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players. They posted some very interesting habits of theirs, habits that are totally irrational, yet totally universal as well!

by indulgences

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Tribulations of a Quest Sceptic: Part Four
The coiling, curling wisps of emerald smoke that drifted from the windows of the silent, stone tower seemed to cast the structure in an eerie, green glow. Each slowly spiraled into the air, lazy and slow, before drifting like cloud, forming into the most horrible, nightmarish shapes, toying with the imagination as clouds observed on a summer’s day might.

by anjie

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Eight
Sunlight. Actual sunlight. It’s barely been an hour since Tor and Roberta last felt the sun shining down upon them — since they’d been in the thankfully still-freed city of Brightvale — but the clouds’ smothering pressure had already convinced them that they’d never feel warm again.

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