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The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part One

I am Jake, Neopia's greatest explorer; a blue Kougra ready for the next lost temple, the next powerful talisman, the next forgotten tomb. And that next adventure starts here...

by aisha_enchantress110
Royally Educated: Part One

King Hagan looked at his daughter quizzically. Lira knew that her father would never be too tired for lessons...

by maltese51191
Pipes: Part One

The main pipe is flatter than the rest, and that's where I, and my mom, slept. It was guaranteed the safest one...

by wizsard
 
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Advanced Key Quest



Lesson number one: Your starting home matters. Lesson number two: Faerieland is often not the best starting home. Surprised? Read more. First of all, consider the fact that your starting home is not simply the place where you begin playing the game. Your starting home is where you will return every time an opponent puts you in a catapult, Sophie the Swamp Witch gets bored, or King Skarl has a temper tantrum (and we all know how often that happens). This can lead to four or five trips back to your starting home in a good game...



Other Stories


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Knit
She had been at the hobby shop, picking up more yarn. This week's Random Contest was about knitting, and she was set on knitting the perfect Mynci doll, no matter what.

Co-authored by siamesegoth2

by lobstrosities


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The Merry Adventures of a Christmas Lupe
Strolling through Neopia Central, McClaws sought to refill his glass of Neggnog. Alas, the only shoppe that had any was the antique shoppe...

by thorandsifforever

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Advanced Key Quest Tactics: Becoming a Homebody
Lesson number one: Your starting home matters. Lesson number two: Faerieland is often not the best starting home. Surprised? Read more.

by teaspill

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How to Take Care of Your Gnorbu
Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily.

by xaquizzle

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Soggy
Featuring Bo the Weewoo and Bif the Breadfish!

by jumbowholala

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Just Sit
Does Deli seriously carry duct tape around with him like that...?

by katopia12



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