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Headlines "The Health Food Crime" by zen_reina and mygoodguild "The food isn't really healthy at all," Quinton confessed. "It's much cheaper this way, and I can make an enormous profit selling this junk for as much as I can sell the real stuff!" Quinton winked. "But don't be alarmed, my girl. It's all in good business. Just don't tell anyone. Now go open the store..."
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The Little Giant "Oh don't be a Grundo," Wila said. "That hasn't
worked for anyone in this whole tournament. Really, Evrem, you ought to know
this."
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Reflections It's irrevocable.
And, as much as I hate to admit to it, the whole thing was entirely my fault...
by yatomiyuka |
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The Unspeakable Truth About Dr. Sloth As sad as it may seem, many of these misled individuals have their
reasons. I ventured to the Virtupets Space Station to see some of the arguments
given by some of Sloth's sickeningly loyal minions.
Also by virtualmetalclone
by jamesuk2 |
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The Muffin Guide On Neopets, muffins are even more special than they are
in the real world because you can eat them AND battle with them.
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