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Kelp?!

Whoops?

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by lyndsey4657

NeoPaper: Repeat Cycle

Hooray! My vocal chords are saved!

by mbredboy31
Eclectic Antics: Lever of Doom

Avatar collectors are not mad. Okay, maybe a little.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Questionable Parenting

Our favorite sewage surfing Wocky has to babysit for an hour, what will he do?

by rebeccagirl
Apple Chia

Oh no....

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by chiefgrumpy

The Power of the Lips

Uh, everyone could use some?

by royal_real
Random Oddness

Doesn't matter if they're slightly used, right?

by mistyqee
The Source of All Things Wonderful

Ever wonder where all the Thyoras Tears came from?

Also by steve_km

by toffeedatepudding

Faeries and Their Quests

What do they do with all these items?

by brenda_bbm
Neggsweeper - A Game That Sweeps You Away!

Just my luck.

Also by Breezah_baby

by mustikeuh121

Why Kadoaties Don't Make Good Supporters

That's not really the noise we were looking for

Also by azusa_k

by brooklyn3223

I'll Throw a Party If This Works

Also by balynx

by bittersweet52

Squid Slippers: HP Hassles

Talk about playing favourites...

by cosmicfire918
Fishing For Trouble

Problems can multiply quickly. :(

Also by spurstrap

by suixx

The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 3

Wait, what? Why are we here?

by tigerkitten41
 
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"The Woes of a Melodramatic Restocker" by auraphic
I am a restocker. Restocking remains to be by far the most noble and respectable profession in the wide world of Neopia. Restockers engage in a constant battle. We battle the shopkeepers, we battle the market, and, in those late nights spent waiting for the perfect stock, we battle fatigue. Sometimes, I walk away victorious. With bountiful profits in my pockets and exciting memories in my mind, I waltz unscathed away from The Magic Shop. But nearly as often as I best the shopkeeper, they happen to best me. Thus is the life of the melodramatic restocker. The Elusive Draik Morphing Potion The rumors have always been prevalent. Even in my humble beginnings as a seeker-of-fortune in the world of Neopia, the murmurs have always been afoot. Varying from a quiet whisper to a deafening crescendo of nervous mumbling, the community has always vested in restocking a profound interest in the possibility of a Draik Morphing Potion. I never believed the rumors; there was no way that a single restock could return such a monstrous profit of over six million neopoints. I never believed the rumors until the fateful day that my path crossed the path of the Elusive Draik Morphing Potion. It had been a long night. I had seen potions come and go, and garnered for myself quite the collection of unique potions. I had considered retiring to bed for the night, but the nagging voice in the back of my head beckoned me back to the computer. The magnificent Kau shopkeeper, Kauvara, called me back to the shop with the glowing promise of more restocks.




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The Woes of a Melodramatic Restocker
I am a restocker. Restocking remains to be by far the most noble and respectable profession in the wide world of Neopia. Restockers engage in a constant battle. We battle the shopkeepers, we battle the market, and, in those late nights spent waiting for the perfect stock, we battle fatigue.

by auraphic

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The Gifted Faerie
Professor Thierra sifted through the miscellany mess of papers on her desk, glancing up at Aleha in-between scribbles. The movement of the room was still for the present time; Aleha modestly preoccupied with her books and Thierra contemplatively preoccupied with her papers and Aleha.

by redken9x9

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A Day at the Usul Appreciation Club
TERROR MOUNTAIN, LIVE - Kuszemi: Greetings, fair stranger from yon! Welcome to the weekly Usul Appreciation Club, which is convened every Thursday. We don’t usually have guests here, but we are actively seeking sponsors for the Yoo-Sul Championship which we are hoping to attend this year, so here you are.

by an9375

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Does Neopets Stay With You Throughout The Day?
Inspired by my elation, I wondered if other players were affected by Neopets as much as I am. Does a cool accomplishment, like a trophy or avatar, have you floating on cloud nine for weeks? Does a new Neofriend have you taking time out of real life to spend time chatting with her every afternoon?

by indulgences

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Eye of the Crokabek: Part Four
“So... what's happened to Cog?” he asked.

Stella gave him a weary look. “It's a long story,” she told him, “and... I haven't been sleeping well lately. Mind if I make a cup of Borovan first?”

by reiqua


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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Ten
I dived to the left as Evrilin sliced his cutlass through the air. So fast, the engraved symbols on the blade were just one big blur. His laughter was muffled by the crackling fire ripping through the cardboard boxes and setting the wooden pillars ablaze.

by ummagine3284



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