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Issue: 392 | 15th day of Hunting, Y11

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	Brother Knows Best Something has Happened! Art by devil_in_a_red_dress by kaddisti
	Key Quest Quirks: Desirable Dung Watch your words, young Poogle! Idea by yoyote by marilltachiquin
	Welcome Back to Shapeshifter... Excuse me, Ms. Sinsi? Also by readler by lachtaube
	Daylight Saving Time What are you doing? Also by marwanshah_13 by hebdenhippy
	Kad Kraze - Incessant Mewing No wonder... by grandiosity
	Kite Strings I've heard of very masculine pets grooming Faellies before, Toastful. by 1cecubeh
	Grayscale 2 Please leave money in jar. by kittycutie594
	A comic of sorts A Skeith learn how to penny-pinch. by skypupgoddess
	Yamisai 6 Aww... by yoru_yamisai
	What Is Going On Here? You promised... by rattdragon
	Something Smells Fishie "Hey, Bennett! Come play plushies with me!" by luckyfishie
	Let's Dance! Humiliation at its finest. by kelexie
	True Story ...sadly, still no avatar. by o_osephirotho_o
	Paranormal Wipe your nose, dear! by catsrock123456
	Book Collection (#1) This is why there are no libraries. by amychou
	No Sugar It's for the Tooth Faerie. by pawz11
	uncommon Situations: The Money Tree Who's greedy now? by palis_5
	ChocoBall Training Altador Cup? by nephos
	Time to play! Inspired by my neopet's bickering behavior. by citrusrain
	Neopia's Common Phrases: Facepalm Facepalm by squirrelbite
	Freedom to the Funny Pages- Korbats The ultimate discovery - by Star by nickulla
	Oh Yeah? Something has happened! by gballz
	the floating islanders It's raining neggs!! by yankeesrule244444456
	Tiny But Tough - Active pet torture... punishment? Fine, YOU can be the goodie goodie... even though I always wanted to be. shifty eyes by crazy_kathy
	Doin It Old School Style Fish and Maraquan pets are not one and the same, as Chokcat discovers. by abcdsnowfall
	Nerffed White weewoos? Where??? by d0rm0use
	This Might Get Dicey... A passing Blumaroo says... by can_i_get_frozen
	Painting Peril Uh-oh! by kapahua396
	Everyday Heros #1 Don't go to the Shop Wizard when you're on a Faerie quest. Really. by sepharia
	Underwater Fishing The truth? by brilliance109p
	Spooky Grim Reapers might not meet all requirements... by ghostkomorichu
	General Pink: Episode 2 Private Cloud Kougra reporting for duty! by kougraluvr12
	The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia: #4 'Fast Food Fault' - hotdogs sure can pack a punch! by amamamole

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The Snowager

Most refer to him as “The Snowager”, but you can’t honestly say you know for sure if that’s his name or not. I mean, his name could actually be something simple like Bob or Icey, or perhaps Mr. Grumps since he obviously does not enjoy a bit of companionship when you care to drop in and say a polite old, “Hello Chum! How are the toys festering today?” But of course, that is quite reasonable for a big old icey monster. But is he really a monster? Is he really a mean...

Other Stories

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In the Shade of the Chestnut Tree
Bryce patted the bag of Neopoints in his pocket to make sure it was still there before approaching the shopkeeper...

by reggieman721

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Spyder Lane
He raised a fiery brow mischievously. "What, are you chicken?"

by jenniamelia

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Sound All Around: Music In Neopia
Neopian instruments are one of the fastest selling items on the market – but shopping for the right instrument can be tricky.

Also written by windatmyback

by danceswithpampers

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Altador Cup: Smaller Teams?! Why So Serious?
Small teams are what make the Altador Cup, folks.

by islandkid1

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A Trip to Remember: Part Two
"Wake up, Dellayn!" Shei yelled in the Gelert's ear. "It's morning, the blizzard has passed, the sun is shining, and the snow is fresh! Get UP!"

by majikel

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The Water Faerie Necklace: Part Four
Julie sat on the ground. It was too much to take in. "I wish I could remember what the scroll said," she whispered.

by jbergz8495

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