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Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9

Comics

	Reality Check There's no 'three years' option in the Neolodge... by xx_freaky_xx
	Spooky Crossover "The Great Neogardener!" by kai_pawz
	Or Something Like It: No Soup for You! Why is there Battle Dung in my Soup? by kittie_orion
	Scribbles - Mount You just CAN'T switch roles in some games... by _jakk
	Stolid Solids It must be a hard day's work for Sabre-X... by darkangel_neo14
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Super Shrinker 5000 by starlet12
	Snow Pets Aren't snow pets lovely? by lap_ghost
	Traveller's Tales Well, since when? by annasso
	Lunatics! POOF by gone_postal
	Off Track: Mr. Facey I can dance and sing and... by klipsan
	Me and Them YEOWCH!!!!!! by hamtaro6969
	A Practical Mistake... A wise Gnorbu once told me you should always think things through... Idea by edmarblecake by x_seabee_x
	Strawberry Adventures The adventure begins... by seel24
	An Explanation for the Unexplained: Plot Points Ever wonder why it takes so long? Also by riggs4ever by thunderwolfcrys
	Idle Chatter Please queue for Santa. by party_hobbit
	Island's Tales It isn't wise to bully your little brother... by juliaduarte
	Pint-Sized There's something familiar about Bazatlans... by lachtaube
	Dirt, or Paint? Can you imagine how much these vain Unis enjoy April Fool's Day? ^^ by wirlhwind
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Ooooh, she's so cuuute...! by kittylin
	Beware the Meepits! sigh by cnmarine
	the Gryphon Files Shh... don't go waving that around! by light_element94
	What Jhudora Does For Fun... Who says voodoo dolls are just nonsense? by fruitcupandspoons
	Whoot! SQUEE! by linnipooh
	A Warrior's Quest It seems like the elders do not always send you to the right place. by ukitate
	Pointless Nonsense - Faerie Wars Did you hear about the Faerie Wars thing? by petfriendamy
	Oh, wow... "Happy April Fools Day, Dummy" Your shoelace is untied. by starburst_hamstar
	Evil Feepit #16 And that's why you don't have any friends... by fmoura_98
	Meow? EARTH IS INVADING!!! by edddibgaz
	Plushie Randomness ?! by goodie_2shoe8
	Knick Knack - Faerie Wars Why did you choose Storm's side? Art by ghostkomorichu by pokemon_lunatic
	The Not-So-Sweet Smell of Failure Support WATER! Sign up here! Also by bird_brain312 by manda314
	The Happiest Quiggle So the new plot began with a bang, otherwise known as the exploding pie incident. by nut862
	SHH!Comics The End. by ravenatore
	Niki & Niko: April Fools Day I must find something to play a trick on Niki today... Art by ximera by nikitachi
	Shiny: Faerie Wars Hey! Aren't you Glare from the new Faerie Wars plot? by tamia_silverwing

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"Lucky Everything" by monkeybytes
"Yep, I got another Spotted Paint Brush today. Sold it already. Bet I don't get anything for a month now, though." She laughed. "I also won two codestones on Tombola and saw the travelling library with a lovely Moehog who gave me a book worth fifteen thousand neopoints..."

Other Stories

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Overanalyze
Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked...

by wildmage_of_galla

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The Secret Diary of Laurana Rose- READ IT AND DIE!
So, I just got back from my first ever visit to the lab ray. Um... yeah...

by reasonably_crazy

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Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?
Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

by temari_san_no_hoshi

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A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy
To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...

by brains03

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Catching Up: Part Eight
"I thought we'd try something new today," she said, and watched amusedly as they looked up, grinning. "For the gala show..."

by extreme_fj0rd

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Traitors And Warriors: Part One
I should start at the very beginning, when I was a student at the Faerie School. Back then, so many years ago, not one of the faerie teachers had ever known a student quite like me...

by humgruffin

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