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Advanced Stocking Techniques

Daytrading doesn't have to be risky.

by kevy27300
Musical Marvels

So, you want to play the piano? Or the flute? You want to set up your own rock band?

by holy_dragon_fire132
Abandoning Your Neopet - The Right Choice?

You enter the pound with your pet, who is happily content, having been told that it was getting a new brother or sister...

by umbreae
The House Warming Party Guide for All Neopians

Plan your very own house-warming party in those spanking new neohomes of yours! Suitable for all Neopians. :)

by icysapphires
The Addictive Auction House

If you have never been to the auction house, then you're missing out on some great items.

by amysmother_8
NeoQuest: Getting Started

Do you know how to wisely spend your skill points?

by eletrostatic
Rock On, Neopia!

Another night filled with endless music coming from Neopia's greatest bands.

by kattrish
Olim333's Guide To Being A Successful Royal Pet

Teach your royal pets how to act properly.

by olim333
Creating a More Bow-eutiful Neopia

Whether we're talking about a classy plaid bow or a daring red one, this article will reveal it all!

by welikedots
The Boards for the Bored

The unspoken rules and general discussions of the Neoboards.

by puffalump10
 
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"Nameless" by ayame_23
Of course it wasn't a costume! It was my Defender wardrobe! Yellow, red, and orange. Cape, mask, wrist bands! All of it! These were the symbols of who I was! But who was I really if even this kid didn't recognize me? An imposter. A Lupe in a costume. What did being the Lupe Defender mean if no one knew my name? "It's not a costume," I snapped bitterly, wrenching my cape angrily from his paws. "I'm the Lupe Defender." It was embarrassing...




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See You Later
"All we have to do is to rip open a hole in the space-time fabric, using the machine Dr. Sloth has so helpfully left, and keep a stable enough wormhole for a person to go through. Any questions?"

by o_liveandlearn_o

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Confessions & Forgiveness
"Finally!!" Meghan cried, and taking my hand she led me through a door labeled 'Create-A-Neopet.'

by kamcd711

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Shay Peters and the Clockwork Caper: Part One
I was rich and free with an ego bigger than the world itself. But still, something bothered me...

Also by chocolateisamust

by sirussblack


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The Last Page: Part Two
The other servants grumbled in their sleep and shifted in their bedrolls as the sunrays snuck through the window. I made my way up the stairs.

by silent_snow

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Aggro Azzle
Danger! Azzle inside, enter at your own risk!

Also by herrin_der_katzen

by azzletaker


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The Horrors of Neoquest, part one
Mmmmm, lunch break!

by kalvaja



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