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Grave Danger Delights

She had to go to the meeting though, otherwise who knows how atrocious the Ball would turn out. They were absolutely dependent on her fine taste in decorating and they’d be utterly lost without her.

Also by wellthatsfantastic

by juggal3tt3j

Mutant Bog

Sequel to Cafeteria Food.

by forestfleet
The Cherry Blossom Princess

She was most commonly found by the cherry blossom trees, everyone thought her odd, as they preferred dressing up and going to royal functions, and she preferred the comfort in the solitude she found being by herself in the cherry blossom forest.

by _the_spardel_queen_
Tenz and Steel~ A pound story

Tenz was always looking out for him, even though Steel was older. Steel was supposed to be the one who looked out for the younger boy, but Tenz was bigger than he was, and stronger, and scarier, and just wasn't a good target for bullying.

by rkbear
 
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Avoiding Rest Day Boredom



Rest days during the Altador Cup can be a welcome break from the craziness of tournament days. They’re a chance for players to rest tired fingers, have a cup of tea, and relax after several days of working hard to help their teams win the cup. But they can also pose a difficult question: “What do I do with my time now?!” After all, dedicated players spend several hours every day on the Altador Cup games.



Other Stories


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Bizarro Battledome Items
Defeating the Jetsam Ace fifteen times a day can get a little bit boring, so how about spicing it up a bit?

by nah_nah

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Nimmo Day: The Bad & The Worse
It’s a new day—and what better way to spend your morning reading The Neopian Times than celebrating those insanely zen Nimmos?

by butterflybandage

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Monster Hunter: Part Four
“I know we agreed not to talk about it, but I've been wondering about it recently,” Kell answered. “Since I didn't want to talk to you about it because of our agreement, I went to Janet.”

by chasing_stars44

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Captain Karen: Part Three
He came to stand beside her and fixed his gaze on the portrait. It was a portrait of a young woman and a little girl.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert

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Something has happened!!
A pet doesn't pick their petpet. The petpet picks them.

by cadunciaberdov

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Ze Cool Kid - Fame
He doesn't live on looks alone, y'know! ;)

by krabbox



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