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"A Slorg in the Bakery!" by bashmina_pashmina
The Slorg watched intently as the Breadmaster dumped well over half a dozen different ingredients into a single orange bowl, then began to stir until everything began to blend together. He was humming quietly as he focused all his attention on this one task; he still did not see the slimy petpet. Several minutes passed, and at last the Kacheek...

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