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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part One

Valka: Commander Valka to Gorix; I need a volunteer.

Gorix: Gorix back to Valka; I read you loud and clear.

by rosabellk

Inheritance: Part One

She couldn't ignore her talent to sing. Every chance a bard or music teacher came across their inn on their travels she prodded them to give her some advice, and she frequently sang while doing her chores.

by shadow_sabre_
 
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Saving Neopia



Escape to Kreludor is a fantastic game in which 3,000 neopoints can be easily made each day in a relatively small amount of time. The principle of the game is simple: survival. You play Gorix and Cylara, two Neopians who just barely escaped the wrath of Sloth and are fleeing the Virtupets Space Station in order to survive. Furious at their escape, and not easily deterred, Sloth has dispatched Virtupets fighters to put an end to...



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Asparagus and Arguments
Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance.

by jubub33

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Just a Dream
Each and every day, Petey would watch another lucky petpet being taken from the awful pet shop, and would wish more than anything that he could go with them.

by nutz4animals

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Hasee Bounce... or Life Lessons?
It's amazing how much one can learn from a pair of petpets that have somehow rigged a seesaw to catch fruit that defy gravity.

by dragon10044

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5 Steps to Dominating Neopia
Excellent. You are now my apprentice. I shall call you Bob.

by cloudpuffpuff

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A Spooky Halloween, part 2
Fairground food!

by ghostkomorichu

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The Shopkeeper says
How in the world..?

by skeye665



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