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Toast Can Save You
If someone asked you to name an item that could save your life, what would you say? A parachute? A slice of neopox pizza? A giant jelly that works like the giant omelette? (What a crazy idea!) Yes, those would all save you (except for the last, which is just plain crazy). But what about toast? Yes, I said toast. I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread...
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The Spell Most Neopians would be at home
preparing a warm serving of salivating Turkey Drumstick Dinner with a nice chilled
mug of Thornberry Fruit Grog. My stomach growled audibly at the thought. Not
me, though, I thought miserably...
by rainbow2skittle |
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A New Friendship It was a dark winter night in the Haunted Woods. The wind
blew, the moon shone in the midst of night, fog surrounded all living things.
Nobody was outside. That is, except for one brave Neopet...
by brycebrycebuddy2 |
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Recruiting Members 101 Your guild should make
a statement. It should say, "I am different. I am fun, exciting, and unique!
Don't I just stand out from all those grey blobs?"
by sunny_forever |
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