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The Search for Snowflake: Part One

By now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times. What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly it is that Hawkins does there...

by buddy33774
The Rainbow and the Wind: Part One

She'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."

by neo_star_queen
BOOM!: Part One

"In two weeks," she declared excitedly, her ears perking, "we will be hosting our first ever science fair!"

by blubblub317
Mysterious Patchwork: Part One

Just as the Aisha planned, she walked in from the summer heat at the exact moment of the restock. She reached for one of the shelves near the door and grabbed a soft, stuffed pet...

by dark_goddess_rising
Escape from the Space Station: Part One

My life began on the Virtupets Space Station. I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was work to be done...

by sois_sage
 
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Uncovering the Magma



Ahhhhh, the sky is falling!!!!! No wait, those are only gigantic boulders that are being violently spewed from that volcano over there. But wait! Are those innocent Tyrannians trapped in the paths of all those flaming boulders? Oh no, they need help! And with this guide, you can single-handedly save all of their lives...



Other Stories


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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Lessons
"Miss Mareian!" Fizzen, the blue Lenny apprentice, called as he dashed over to the pirate Lupess. "Today's the day I finally get to work in the streets, right?"

by nimras23

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The Artist
Of course, Clover was grateful for everything. The other servants were nice and she could even get off one day each month!

by shadowcristal

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The Art of Magma Blasting
In Magma Blaster, you play an Alien Aisha (not that you can see him on the screen anyway) that is selflessly trying to save Tyrannian Neopets from being squished under the smouldering rocks of impending doom.

Also by gigabit12163

by sum41girl2k


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Does the Snow Faerie Wear Shoes?
Have you ever tried to observe the feet of a faerie? It would surprise you how many don't let you see their feet.

by master_1_jedi

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Neopian Neophyte
Pshhh... this is more random that any event I ever saw! o.O

by leedom111

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Speck the Speckled
It's so great that you could come and visit!

by cheetah_kougra



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