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Detective Alisha: Sparky is Missing! 5

Welcome to my bazaar of wondrous items!

by roxanna203
Trouble in Paradise: Toys

TNT tested. User approved.

by chasing_stars44
Lame Pun: Altador Cup - Part 1

Let's Get Ready

by blackaavar
Too Soft

Grarrl's aren't meant to be soft.

by table
A Special Gift

She did appoint him Master Thief, after all.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Team Up

Excitement about the Altador cup is building in Neopia. Zayn is getting tired of it.

by verdantmanner
Fabled.

A royal rescue gone awry.

by dylan_the_ninja
Boot Luck

ARGH! Not again!

by fourin
Keep Calm and Kyrii on: For Butter or Worse

But hey, it's gourmet!

by ahnyo
A Fanatic's Worse Nightmare

But I must Make Some Noise!

by greyorangegrey
Feed Me!

Feed Florg!

Idea by megamak

by leites

If Wishes Were Fishes

Reel in your line and...

by panril
The Knight Shift

You're not punny Verrese.

by shakespeareghurl
Kiko Feet!

I have feet?

Idea by Fanlia!

by kaddisti

Cause, That's Why.

"I know who you are..."

by chilleanbean
(IN)SANE- Altador Cup

Goooo Darigan!

by rocksockgirl95
When You Have Played Too Much Yooyuball

How many Jelly Chia's are you seeing?

by vesus10
Slushie Slingers

Be courteous or bring a towel!

by l_like_animals
 
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"Warrior Princess" by purplbrooke
Princess Clarity looked around as she walked through what used to be her home. The village houses were in shambles and the only plant life was the forbidden forest. Clarity sighed. It was the dead of the night and everyone was asleep. Clarity and her friends were walking in the village to see if any of the villagers would join their cause of defeating that horrid witch, Mara.




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Friday: Therapy Session
His Client was sprawled atop a red lounge chair while he regarded his therapist’s counselling office. He was reviewing the events that led up to his current predicament. Shrugging his shoulders, he revealed, “I’m unattached again.”

by vanquishee

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Uncle Sport
The spotted Gelert, at his brother’s answer, exchanged a swift glance with his wife, Nisha. That’s when Sport felt the first inkling of alarm. Had X’s question not been as innocent as Sport had first thought? The green Nimmo shifted, sitting forward in his seat and studying his brother and his sister-in-law closely.

by 77thbigby

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A Love Letter To Altador Cup Participants
I was inspired to write an article all about the positive changes that have happened this year! Besides the newfound kindness being spread around, what makes this year's Altador Cup different from previous years?

by indulgences

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Altador Cup: The True Underogs
The Cup wouldn’t be the same without them. Today we recognize their struggles.

by 20003425

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Tales From Number Five: Rise of the Neopoint: Part Two
“Darigan will win the Altador Cup,” the Oracle said.

by rider_galbatorix

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Millie's Monster: Part One
The house looked spooky. Millie gazed at the ancient building; never had she seen a house so enormous. There must be a billion rooms in it! There were half a dozen windows in the front of the mansion alone.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert



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